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2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Slate ^ | Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2003 | June Thomas

Posted on 09/30/2004 1:07:29 PM PDT by Califelephant

Slate's Democratic Debate Drinking Game

Get drunk on political discourse!

By June Thomas

Posted Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2003, at 10:08 AM PT

This Thursday evening, the nine remaining candidates for the Democratic presidential nomination will meet in Phoenix for the fourth debate of the year. If these events have started to blend together, why not grab a bottle or two of your favorite tipple and bring on the blurriness by playing Slate's debate drinking game.

Cheers!

Take one drink if:

A candidate mentions an ordinary American by name

A candidate mentions Bill Clinton

A candidate mentions John Ashcroft

A candidate mentions John McCain

A candidate mentions Enron

A candidate mentions Halliburton

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To: Cooter

Here's what we have so far:

WORDS
- Enron
- Halliburton
- Vietnam
- Wrong
- Failure
- Failed Policies
- Misled
- Plan

PHRASES
- "Are you safer than you were four years ago?"
- "When I..."

POISONS
- Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
- Tres Generaciones Tequila
- Jack Daniels

Am I forgetting anything?


41 posted on 09/30/2004 1:44:27 PM PDT by Califelephant (50 million people in Afghanistan and Iraq now have the chance to live in FREEDOM)
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To: Califelephant
If Kerry mentions:
Wrong
Vietnam(or anything related to it)
allies
Question patriotism
Max Cleland
Jobs
Health Care
Hunter
42 posted on 09/30/2004 1:47:25 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (A gun owner voting for John Kerry is like a chicken voting for Col. Saunders. (bye bye .30-30))
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To: E Rocc
Whenever John Kerry says something dishonest*, drink a shot of screwdriver.

That would put me in the hospital and I'm of Irish blood.

43 posted on 09/30/2004 1:49:15 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (A gun owner voting for John Kerry is like a chicken voting for Col. Saunders. (bye bye .30-30))
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To: Califelephant

Here's a surefire way to get good and f'ed up - take a shot anytime Kerry's tongue comes out of his mouth.


44 posted on 09/30/2004 1:51:36 PM PDT by Serb5150 (Look at me! I don't need subtitles!)
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To: Dan from Michigan

If Kerry mentions "Quagmire".


45 posted on 09/30/2004 1:54:12 PM PDT by Fudd (Facts are to Liberals as salt is to slugs)
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To: Califelephant

The debate starts at 3PM here in Honolulu. I will have to watch the rerun later, too, when my husband comes home (ugh). I don't want to have to get my stomach pumped so I have settled on ladylike sips of white wine spritzer....


46 posted on 09/30/2004 2:04:27 PM PDT by Island Girl
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To: Momaw Nadon
John Kerry mentions Vietnam.

Was he in Vietnam?

47 posted on 09/30/2004 2:27:51 PM PDT by talleyman (The Kerry Sutra - 1001 positions, every one scr*wed...)
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To: Island Girl
...when my husband comes home (ugh).

Is he THAT bad?

48 posted on 09/30/2004 2:52:14 PM PDT by Living Free in NH (Where am I and why am I in this handbasket?)
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To: TheBigB
Thanks for the ping B-man. Bottle of bourbon ready!

Man am I going to pay for this tomorrow...
49 posted on 09/30/2004 4:57:49 PM PDT by BJClinton (Download "The New Soldier" at http://freekerrybook.org/documents/NEWSOLDIER.pdf)
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To: BJClinton

"plan" alone made me hammer down one beverage.


51 posted on 09/30/2004 6:08:24 PM PDT by BJClinton (Download "The New Soldier" at http://freekerrybook.org/documents/NEWSOLDIER.pdf)
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To: Califelephant

Shortly after I returned from Vietnam, I purchased a then 30 year old bottle of Scotch. I had planned to pour it on Robert McNamara's grave after straining it through my kidneys. Before I placed the bottle into my safe deposit box, I heard John F'ing Kerry calling me and about 2.5 million other Americans murderers and members of the Army of Ghengis Kahn. I then resolved I would pour that whiskey on his grave after straining it through my kidneys.

I now have a problem. I may not out live the sunuvabitch (Yeah, I know, that's a blast to his mother, but she is largely responsible for how the sunuvabitch is!). I now have a 63 year old bottle of whiskey for which I may need to borrow some kidneys.

I first ask for your prayers (that I outlive the sunuvabitch, not that I hand the bottle over to you). Then I ask for volunteers who expect to be around in 25 years with kidneys in decent enough shape to strain the whiskey.


52 posted on 09/30/2004 6:54:35 PM PDT by Lunkhead_01
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To: Califelephant

Shortly after I returned from Vietnam, I purchased a then 30 year old bottle of Scotch. I had planned to pour it on Robert McNamara's grave after straining it through my kidneys. Before I placed the bottle into my safe deposit box, I heard John F'ing Kerry calling me and about 2.5 million other Americans murderers and members of the Army of Ghengis Kahn. I then resolved I would pour that whiskey on his grave after straining it through my kidneys.

I now have a problem. I may not out live the sunuvabitch (Yeah, I know, that's a blast to his mother, but she is largely responsible for how the sunuvabitch is!). I now have a 63 year old bottle of whiskey for which I may need to borrow some kidneys.

I first ask for your prayers (that I outlive the sunuvabitch, not that I hand the bottle over to you). Then I ask for volunteers who expect to be around in 25 years with kidneys in decent enough shape to strain the whiskey.


53 posted on 09/30/2004 6:56:12 PM PDT by Lunkhead_01
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To: Lunkhead_01

Allow me to be the first to publically volunteer my kidneys to your worthy and just cause.

I would ask your permission to make a short detour on my trip to fulfill your dream, to perform the same service at the interment site of Pierre Eliot Trudeau, as the object of my disdain did more damage to the relationship between our nations, and to my nation than MacNamara, J F'nK and xlintoon combined did to your country.

Then again, Kerry could drop off this mortal plane tomorrow, and who'd notice?


54 posted on 09/30/2004 9:52:57 PM PDT by Don W (Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, He said "It is finished":and he bowed His head John19:30)
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To: Lunkhead_01
I've got a seventeen year of bottle of Glenfiddich I've never found a fitting event to open for. Maybe I should add it to the cache. The real irony would be that it was a wedding present from my most liberal friend. (actually works for NPR)
55 posted on 10/01/2004 8:54:22 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (What's the difference between Joseph Goebbels and Michael Moore? About 150 pounds.)
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To: CrazyIvan

I am about 5 years younger than Kerry so I should be around. Except Teresa will probably bury him on one of the family compounds to prevent the million-plus Vietnam veterans who should survive him from watering the grass.


56 posted on 10/03/2004 1:38:18 PM PDT by Lunkhead_01
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