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2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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| Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2003
| June Thomas
Posted on 09/30/2004 1:07:29 PM PDT by Califelephant
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Is it too early in the day to create a debate drinking game thread? Well, no, actually it's not -- not if you're a Republican Party Reptile, (as defined by P. J. O'Rourke -- see below). Slate created a Democratic Debate Drinking Game last October. Words like HALLIBURTON, ENRON, and phrases like SUPPORT OUR TROOPS from Slate's list will be relevant for tonight's debate, but we should update it with our own keywords and phrases, along with detailed descriptions of favorite adult beverages we will be imbibing during the show. (As for me, it'll be a bottle or two (or three) of California's finest pale ale: Sierra Nevada.)
"What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is a creature of the eighties. It’s neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy, but sees no reason to conduct it while sober. The RPR believes in minimum government interference in private affairs—unless the government brings over extra girls and some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for—the conservative with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of depravity." - P. J. O'Rourke
To: TheBigB
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:08:51 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Member, NLC™, Burger-Eating War Monkeys, Thoughtfulness Enemies Squad, Rapid-Repsonse Digital....)
To: Califelephant
This one oughta have a "Pre-Emptive Barf Alert" on it. 'Cause based on those key terms, there's gonna be a whole lotta drinkin' goin' on.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:09:49 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(It is dangerous to be right when wicked is called 'good.')
To: Califelephant
That game will require extra bottles of yer favorite beverage, and lots of shot glasses!
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:10:10 PM PDT
by
wrbones
(Where'd I put my tin foil hat....)
To: Califelephant
John Kerry mentions Vietnam.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:11:01 PM PDT
by
Momaw Nadon
(Goals for 2004: Re-elect President Bush, over 60 Republicans in the Senate, and a Republican House.)
To: Califelephant
I'll need more Jack Daniels. Better hit the liqour store on the way home.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:11:17 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Dan Rather, "I lied, but I lied about the truth".)
To: Constitution Day
Do a shot whenever Kerry says Vietnam. :)
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:11:20 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I < heart > Sam McPherson!)
To: Califelephant
"How many drinks if I mention I served in Vietnam? Did I mention I served in Vietnam?"
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:11:28 PM PDT
by
Chummy
("I Rather Know when I See BS." RepublicanAttackSquad.biz: "A vote 4 Kerry is a vote 4 Osama")
To: Califelephant
For once, something funny on Slate that was meant to be funny.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:11:41 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(Proud Member of FreeRepublic 's "Pyjama-Hadeen")
To: Califelephant
Too bad the debates aren't held right before the election.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:11:43 PM PDT
by
jwalburg
(Hatriots for Kerry)
To: Califelephant
I do not like Slate's choices for drinking. Why don't we FReepers pick better ones?
I suggest:
1.) Viet Nam - 2 drinks if Nam is stretched into two syllables
2.) wrong
What are some others?
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:13:02 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: TheBigB
I'd have alcohol poisoning by the time it was over.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:13:19 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Member, NLC™, Burger-Eating War Monkeys, Thoughtfulness Enemies Squad, Rapid-Repsonse Digital....)
To: TheBigB
"Do a shot whenever Kerry says Vietnam. :)"
Tell me where to send the funeral wreath!
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:13:46 PM PDT
by
RipSawyer
("Embed" Michael Moore with the 82nd airborne.)
To: Califelephant
Damn skippy it's not too early to start a "debate drinking thead"!
A toast from one Republican Party Reptile to another.
Here's mud in yer eye!
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:13:48 PM PDT
by
LincolnLover
(Pro-Life: No Exceptions. Period.)
To: Yaelle
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:14:37 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Member, NLC™, Burger-Eating War Monkeys, Thoughtfulness Enemies Squad, Rapid-Repsonse Digital....)
To: Constitution Day
"I'd have alcohol poisoning
by the time it was over after the first round of questions."
:-)
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:15:19 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I < heart > Sam McPherson!)
To: Califelephant
A drinking song in honor of John K:
"We had joy, We had fun, We had seasons in the sun,
My campaign, I did find, was just windmills in my mind.
All my life I'll have fun, I'll have mansions in the sun,
But the White House, you capeesh,
Is just effin' out of reach."
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:15:21 PM PDT
by
Ciexyz
(At his first crisis, "President" Kerry will sail his Swiftboat to safety, then call Teddy.)
To: Yaelle
We're definitely going to hear Kerry say FAILURE or FAILED POLICIES more than once tonight.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:16:07 PM PDT
by
Califelephant
(50 million people in Afghanistan and Iraq now have the chance to live in FREEDOM)
To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; TomServo; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; ..
RPR PING!
>
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:20:30 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I < heart > Sam McPherson!)
To: Califelephant
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:21:50 PM PDT
by
Bobber58
(whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
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