Posted on 09/29/2004 7:46:32 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
'If the tan is something you notice, you've gone too far.' You should never look at someone and say, 'Wow, that man is tan,' says Jessica 'Kayla' Conrad, a former stripper and author of the self help book- 'Dance Naked: The Guide to Unleashing Your Inner Hottie.'
And in Mr. Kerry's case, he's going for a specific look. 'It's all about the sex appeal,' she said. 'It lends him a Kennedy-esque, time spent boating quality.'
Indeed, with his suddenly tanned skin, Mr. Kerry appears to be trying to tap into the image making power of television-as John F. Kennedy did against Richard Nixon during the first televised 1960 Presidential Debates.
The pale unamed up Richard Nixon and his 5'o clock shadow came across poorly on television.
But has Senator Kerry gone too far? He could be well on his way to 'tanorexia' an overdosing condition which, according to Mrs. Conrad, occurs when you look in the mirror and think your never tan enough.'
(Excerpt) Read more at nysun.com ...
I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks.
Oh God, what a moron.
I thought that Kennedy was tan all the time because he suffered from Addison's Disease. Makes you look tan all the time, but it's not very healthy. He was a sick man.
So, if sKerry did this last Friday, when those college kids noticed how "tan" and tall he was ... will the devastating results last until Debate Night? (I hope, I hope, I hope!)
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In an attempt to 'tone down' his newly acquired tan, things go awry for John Kerry.
Visualization: 30 minutes into the debate, Kerry begins to sweat. As he wipes his brow, his tan starts to peel---yep, like an orange.
Excuse me Senator Kerry.....we're RED NECKS, not ORANGE HEADS!
from Missouri, the SHOW ME STATE~!
I don't need a book :o)
Kerry, Kerry. From now on your name is "Agent Orange".
After all this talk about "the tan", it is my fantasy that F'n shows up at the debate all orangey and the moderator goes into such a fit of hysterical laughing that he has to be carried out.
Kerry's tan came about based on false information and
jumped on an opportunity to show up as a standout regular guy.
The information he received said the team he was about to meet were the Redskins.
Wakka wakka wakka!
"... I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transexual, Massylvania..."
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