"Don't be this guy" CARTOON featuring a very orange John Kerry...

IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 9/28/2004 | IPWGOP

[IPWGOP]

'Orange' you glad you're not this guy?

 

Sept. 28, 2004... Looking suddenly very orange, John Kerry's new look just prior to the debate is more than a little too.... fake. As in spray tan fake. Not that the presidential candidate will ever admit such an attempt at insta-tanning -- his suddenly gone facial wrinkles earlier this year prompted cries of "BOTOX!", which Kerry denied too.

 

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[hole_n_one]

[LisaMalia]

I haven't seen such a fake, orange tan since I was a young teen, and tried out Coppertone QT. (Quick Tan)

I only used it once.

[Screaming Eagle Red Leg]

Johnny “Irish” Kerry lied about not having a Botox injection, and now he has lied about his tan, claiming it came from his playing "football." I guess he means he was playing "football" it the spray booth.

Now, "Irish" Johnny's Botox injection and spray-on tan are not important issues – or issues at all – but in a campaign where he and his goons are yelling "Liar!!!!" every two minutes, you think the so-called "MS"M would make an issue out of his lying. Where is SeeBS when we need them!

[annyokie]

Hey, I get banned about every 90 days. I can take it. ; )

[Stentor]

Cackling.

[zip]

Gotta see!

[WayneH]

My wife says that it looks like chemical peel, as if he is getting more wrinkle treatment before the debates.

[eternity]

This orange is getting to me. Usually will walk out with Pepsi when I visit the Stop&Shop. Tonight I walked out with a six-pack of SunPop Orange. Go figure.

[olrtex]

INSTATAN
FOR THE GIRLIE MAN!

[rineaux]

large donkey ,then a half sized donkey with a large pile

exactly.

[dirtbiker]

Reminds me of a joke I heard somewhat along those lines: Man walks into the doc's office, says "Doc, you gotta take a look at this!" Doc says. "My God, man, how'd you get something like that?" Man says, "I stick it in beans." "What kind of beans?" "HUMAN beans." was the reply

[Boot Hill]

I wish someone could teach that idiot to clean up after himself. He left his panties in the locker room again.

--Boot Hill

[sheikdetailfeather]

Great nickname for him: Boo Boo

[Oldeconomybuyer]

 

[dirtbiker]

Thongs: another name for "BUTT FLOSS"

[Screaming Eagle Red Leg]

As judgment is an important issue in any presidential election, what does it say about a man’s judgment when, just days before the biggest night of his political career, he goes out and does something like to himself. Pretty poor “judgment!”

[LibWhacker]

LOLOLOL!!! That's hideous! October surprise, indeed. :-)

[LisaMalia]

The thing is, the upscale "tanning spray salons" don't make you look orange. They actually look fairly real (bronzed).

The only thing I can come up with is that TerYaZa cut JFKerry off financially, and he's resorted to go to the dime store to get some cheap, off brand tanning spray, hence the orange tint.

[LisaMalia]

Since he's exhausted virtually every other group, maybe he's looking for the "pumpkin" vote?????

[The Citizen Soldier]

Sigh. I used to love pumpkin pie...

Heard on the radio today - "The Pumkin is orange in September, cut up in October, and thrown out in November."

One can only hope.