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"Don't be this guy" CARTOON featuring a very orange John Kerry...
IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^
| 9/28/2004
| IPWGOP
Posted on 09/28/2004 6:22:54 PM PDT by IPWGOP
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'Orange' you glad you're not this guy?
Sept. 28, 2004... Looking suddenly very orange, John Kerry's new look just prior to the debate is more than a little too.... fake. As in spray tan fake. Not that the presidential candidate will ever admit such an attempt at insta-tanning -- his suddenly gone facial wrinkles earlier this year prompted cries of "BOTOX!", which Kerry denied too. |
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TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: be; dont; greatpumpkin; guy; kerry; mantanoverdose; orange; orangekerry; pumpkin; this
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:22:57 PM PDT
by
IPWGOP
To: IPWGOP
ROFLMAO!! That is sooo funny!
2
posted on
09/28/2004 6:24:01 PM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: AgThorn; jigsaw; BlessedBeGod; Brad's Gramma; MEG33; kellynla; HuntsvilleTxVeteran; ...
3
posted on
09/28/2004 6:24:05 PM PDT
by
IPWGOP
(I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
To: IPWGOP
sKerry showing his his true commie colors, hope they last till debate. Watch the makeup flaking off if he starts sweating under W looks.
4
posted on
09/28/2004 6:24:54 PM PDT
by
Leo Carpathian
(Vote the RATS out!!!)
To: IPWGOP; areafiftyone
I am just dying to tell my Cheetos joke here....but it's ban/suspension material.
Well, maybe not....stand by for a few minutes
5
posted on
09/28/2004 6:26:00 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: IPWGOP
Kerry doesn't need a mask for trick-or-treat!
6
posted on
09/28/2004 6:26:10 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: IPWGOP
I have said it a number of times, you are good.
Thanks for your hard work, great email, and bulletin board material.
7
posted on
09/28/2004 6:27:30 PM PDT
by
SeeRushToldU_So
(Some days I am more rednecked than other days. Not there is anything wrong with that.)
To: IPWGOP
HeeHee! Great picture.
I wish I could carve this and put it on my porch for Halloween. My Liberal neighbors would have a cow! LOL
8
posted on
09/28/2004 6:27:56 PM PDT
by
GottaLuvAkitas1
(Ronald Reagan is the TRUE "Father Of Our Country".)
To: IPWGOP
great one. love to see him as a carrot too.
9
posted on
09/28/2004 6:28:35 PM PDT
by
rineaux
(hardcore for W04)
To: ErnBatavia
10
posted on
09/28/2004 6:29:53 PM PDT
by
annyokie
("Everyone is a worm: I believe I am a glow-worm"--Winston Churchill)
To: IPWGOP
To: rineaux
I'm afraid that this tomato is too ripe already. It's best consumed immediately.
12
posted on
09/28/2004 6:31:49 PM PDT
by
GSlob
To: IPWGOP; areafiftyone
Guy goes to his doctor for his physical and everything checks out, except for a mysteriously orange "unit"...
The doc does test after test and is mystified, so he goes into the questioning phase, along the lines of job conditions, stress, climate, etc. - no leads.
Finally, the doctor quizzes him on any potential lifestyle changes.....
The patient says he's a real creature of habit - no changes at all....doctor asks him to walk him through the day.
The guy, a batchelor, tells him he does exactly the same thing every evening; he goes home, pops in a TV Dinner, cracks a beer, opens a bag of Cheetos and puts an adult video into the VCR.
13
posted on
09/28/2004 6:31:51 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: IPWGOP
Hannity.com poll update
How do you think John Kerry got his tan?
Windsurfing - 2%
Football - 1%
Spray-on tan - 97%
votes: 18284
14
posted on
09/28/2004 6:32:00 PM PDT
by
NDJeep
To: IPWGOP
That Kerry Pumpkin would scare small kids, and some adults.
15
posted on
09/28/2004 6:32:39 PM PDT
by
AmericanMade1776
((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
To: IPWGOP
Sigh. I used to love pumpkin pie, but, now I will think of a pumpkin with stick arms and legs and won't be able to swallow. Curse you JFK!!! Well, there is always pecanpies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:32:48 PM PDT
by
crazyhorse691
(I volunteer to instruct JFK on the meaning of a purple heart!!)
To: rineaux
" love to see him as a carrot too."
The carrot leading a donkey, and being eaten.
17
posted on
09/28/2004 6:32:50 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Rather calls Saddam "Mister President" and calls President Bush "bush")
To: annyokie
It's repeated (probably against my better judgement) on post #13....I've been waiting all day to pull the trigger on it.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:33:22 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: GSlob
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:33:31 PM PDT
by
rineaux
(hardcore for W04)
To: IPWGOP
20
posted on
09/28/2004 6:33:42 PM PDT
by
fso301
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