The doc does test after test and is mystified, so he goes into the questioning phase, along the lines of job conditions, stress, climate, etc. - no leads.
Finally, the doctor quizzes him on any potential lifestyle changes.....
The patient says he's a real creature of habit - no changes at all....doctor asks him to walk him through the day.
The guy, a batchelor, tells him he does exactly the same thing every evening; he goes home, pops in a TV Dinner, cracks a beer, opens a bag of Cheetos and puts an adult video into the VCR.
OMG I just spit tea all over my keyboard!
bad. :)
My
Gawd...
Reminds me of a joke I heard somewhat along those lines: Man walks into the doc's office, says "Doc, you gotta take a look at this!" Doc says. "My God, man, how'd you get something like that?" Man says, "I stick it in beans." "What kind of beans?" "HUMAN beans." was the reply
LOL! Only took me reading it three times before i got it.