Kerry On Orange Alert! Preens With "ManTan" Treatment For Bush Encounter.

[InfantryMarine]

I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"

Note to the Prince of Boston:

Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type.

By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true?

Whatta Putz!

Click here: DRUDGE REPORT 2004®

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc55.htm

[dennisw]

Hahhahhaqhqw

[JFC]

My I have your permission to forward this to all my email group. This is just too good!

[Grampa Dave]

[Dallas59]

[Esther Ruth]

Maybe during the holiday seasons he will turn green and red. I am afraid this is going to scare the children of America, they will think aliens are coming from other planets, we will need to train more counselors in the public screw-ills for this new syndrome called "skin color confusion syndrome".

[JFC]

You photo shop folks need to give us freeps a short lesson in cropping... but in the mean time, keep it up. These are great!

I want to see the one where kerry is climbing out of the space craft. That one is so funny.

[conservativebabe]

I have always said "You can't tan away ugly".

[tapatio]

Is this the picture?

[TASMANIANRED]

That this man would go out in public thinking this "new look" is attractive but is prima facia evidence that he lacks the judgment to be POTUS.

[Clintons Are White Trash]

I do believe the yellow wrist band is a flea collar....

[conservativebabe]

Excellent! LOL

[Esther Ruth]

I can just hear Kerry singing -

Omp pa, omp pa, omp pa de de
If you are wise you will listen to me
Vote for me and then you will see
all of you money slipping away.

[UlsterDavy]

*** BREAKING NEWS *** THIS JUST IN...

THURSDAY DEBATE AUDIENCE TOLD TO BRING SUNGLASSES.

I thought I heard this weekend that Kerry would glow in the debates. I guess this is the only way that that would happen. That waffle is now toast.

[John_In_Houston]

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[pogo101]

If that is the right picture (and it either is, or it's a pic of the other debate that year), it doesn't capture Gore's "orange-ness." Thanks in any event!

[The Hollywood Conservative]

I knew he was in Vietnam.... I didn't know he WAS Agent Orange.

[Merry]

Ever since I saw Lurch yesterday, I have been trying to think of what his skin reminds me of and it came to me this morning. He looks mummified!!!!! Have any of you seen the mummys in a museum-Lurch's skin color. How can anyone pay attention to anything he says. Between the tongue flicking and his skin color..........

[UlsterDavy]

Did anyone notice that the article on Drudge has the wrong date (July 28th and not September 28th?)

[jennyjenny]

Too much Beta Kerrytan??

[turbocat]

I used it but it just made me speak in long, rambling sentences.