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Kerry On Orange Alert! Preens With "ManTan" Treatment For Bush Encounter.

Posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT by InfantryMarine

I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"

Note to the Prince of Boston:

Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type.

By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true?

Whatta Putz!

Click here: DRUDGE REPORT 2004®

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc55.htm


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: kerryredface; pumpkoamericans; redfacedkerry
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To: crushelits

Hahhahhaqhqw


21 posted on 09/28/2004 9:38:30 AM PDT by dennisw (Gd is against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: crushelits

My I have your permission to forward this to all my email group. This is just too good!


22 posted on 09/28/2004 9:39:32 AM PDT by JFC (Go Jammies Go Jammies....)
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To: InfantryMarine


23 posted on 09/28/2004 9:41:09 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (When will the ABCNNBC BS lunatic libs stop Rathering to Americans? Answer: NEVER!)
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To: Trust but Verify



24 posted on 09/28/2004 9:41:32 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Semper Paratus
Maybe during the holiday seasons he will turn green and red. I am afraid this is going to scare the children of America, they will think aliens are coming from other planets, we will need to train more counselors in the public screw-ills for this new syndrome called "skin color confusion syndrome".
25 posted on 09/28/2004 9:41:43 AM PDT by Esther Ruth (And because they served the creation instead of the Creator - God gave them over ......)
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To: Dallas59

You photo shop folks need to give us freeps a short lesson in cropping... but in the mean time, keep it up. These are great!

I want to see the one where kerry is climbing out of the space craft. That one is so funny.


26 posted on 09/28/2004 9:41:56 AM PDT by JFC (Go Jammies Go Jammies....)
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To: All

I have always said "You can't tan away ugly".


27 posted on 09/28/2004 9:42:02 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: pogo101

Is this the picture?

28 posted on 09/28/2004 9:42:22 AM PDT by tapatio (Just an average American)
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To: InfantryMarine
That this man would go out in public thinking this "new look" is attractive but is prima facia evidence that he lacks the judgment to be POTUS.
29 posted on 09/28/2004 9:42:39 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)
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To: crushelits

I do believe the yellow wrist band is a flea collar....


30 posted on 09/28/2004 9:43:48 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Helen Thomas, Molly Ivins, Maureen Dowd - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: Clintons Are White Trash

Excellent! LOL


31 posted on 09/28/2004 9:44:51 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: Dallas59
I can just hear Kerry singing -

Omp pa, omp pa, omp pa de de
If you are wise you will listen to me
Vote for me and then you will see
all of you money slipping away.
32 posted on 09/28/2004 9:45:24 AM PDT by Esther Ruth (And because they served the creation instead of the Creator - God gave them over ......)
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To: InfantryMarine

*** BREAKING NEWS *** THIS JUST IN...

THURSDAY DEBATE AUDIENCE TOLD TO BRING SUNGLASSES.

I thought I heard this weekend that Kerry would glow in the debates. I guess this is the only way that that would happen. That waffle is now toast.


33 posted on 09/28/2004 9:46:59 AM PDT by UlsterDavy (Zell on Kerry: What a bowl of mush! [My name is UlsterDavy and I approve this message])
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To: crushelits
6 time Tour de Frances Lance Amrstrong's LIVESTRONG FOUNDATION yellow bracelet.

The Lance Armstrong Foundation (LAF) sponsors national advocacy initiatives to help the voice of the cancer community be heard in Washington.

http://www.laf.org/

34 posted on 09/28/2004 9:49:29 AM PDT by John_In_Houston
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To: tapatio

If that is the right picture (and it either is, or it's a pic of the other debate that year), it doesn't capture Gore's "orange-ness." Thanks in any event!


35 posted on 09/28/2004 9:49:49 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: InfantryMarine

I knew he was in Vietnam.... I didn't know he WAS Agent Orange.


36 posted on 09/28/2004 9:51:20 AM PDT by The Hollywood Conservative
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To: InfantryMarine

Ever since I saw Lurch yesterday, I have been trying to think of what his skin reminds me of and it came to me this morning. He looks mummified!!!!! Have any of you seen the mummys in a museum-Lurch's skin color. How can anyone pay attention to anything he says. Between the tongue flicking and his skin color..........


37 posted on 09/28/2004 9:52:20 AM PDT by Merry
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To: InfantryMarine

Did anyone notice that the article on Drudge has the wrong date (July 28th and not September 28th?)


38 posted on 09/28/2004 9:53:07 AM PDT by UlsterDavy (Zell on Kerry: What a bowl of mush! [My name is UlsterDavy and I approve this message])
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Too much Beta Kerrytan??


39 posted on 09/28/2004 9:53:40 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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I used it but it just made me speak in long, rambling sentences.

40 posted on 09/28/2004 9:57:16 AM PDT by turbocat
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