[The Hollywood Conservative]

I knew he was in Vietnam.... I didn't know he WAS Agent Orange.

[Col Freeper]

LOL. Your post brought the following scene to mind.

Scene: Kerry's "Secret CIA mission in Cambodia".

1st CIA Agent, "Sir, mmmmpppffft, this is Kerry, we assigned him the code name Agent Orange."

2nd CIA Agent, "Mmmmpppffft,, OK, but who's the smart ass that told him to actually color himself orange?"

Other CIA Agents, "HAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEE." (rolling on jungle floor, laughing hysterically).

Kerry, "Can we wait a while before we start this mission, I'm having someone flown in to give me a hair cut and manicure. And would you guys mind not getting in the way of my cameraman when he is getting me on film leading the mission?"