Posted on 09/24/2004 9:47:15 AM PDT by NotchJohnson
TERRREEEEEEZZZA PREDICTS OSAMA "CAPTURE"
I thought the Kerry campaign had Tereeeeza Heinz Kerry locked in a basement somewhere. After her disastrous (and boy do I mean disastrous) speech at the Democratic National Convention (did I mention her speech was terrible?,) The Poodle's people have done their best to muzzle his keeper. Well, here she goes again.
Speaking at a Phoenix fund raiser yesterday, Her Highness raised $1 million for the Democrats and had some pretty interesting things to say. She criticized the Bush administration on tax cuts, the war on terror and the war in Iraq. But what is getting the most attention was her prediction that Osama Bin Laden might be caught before Election Day. "I wouldn't be surprised if he appeared in the next month," said The Poodle's Keeper. The implication being that George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are keeping Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts a secret, so that he can be captured just in time for the election, which would benefit the president. Right.
This completes the left's march off the deep end. You can put this one right up there with the suggestion that George W. Bush had the jetliners flown by remote control into the World Trade Center so that he could start a war and make himself popular. They have now aligned themselves with the Howard Dean-Michael Moore conspiracy wing of the Democratic party. Since they don't like the facts of the situation, they simply concoct an alternate reality to support a theory that suits their ideology. In other words, they just make stuff up.
The rest of what Mrs. Kerry said was standard stump speech material, including the lie that Iraq is a disaster. She also said that she was embarrassed to have received a tax cut supported by President Bush. Hey, if she doesn't want her tax cut, she can send it to me.
The election grows closer by the day....which is welcome news for Osama Bin Laden, who is locked in John Ashcroft's basement.
Go together like a horse and carriage.
The "shooters" of TF121 haven't been in Afghanistan/Pakistan since January 2004 for no particular reason.
Intel had to suggest he is alive and in that general area. Those shooters would have never left Iraq if this wasn't the case.
Even if she correctly predicts the complete demise of islam, I vote no.
"George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are keeping Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts a secret."
I've heard from very reliable sources at CBS that a man fitting Osam's description was seen recently at a local luncheonette eating with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa.
"George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are keeping Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts a secret."
I've heard from very reliable sources at CBS that a man fitting Osam's description was seen recently at a local luncheonette eating with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa.
Kerry's wife is a lunatic who is costing him even more votes whenever and wherever she appears.
Too bad stupidity isn't painful!!!!!!!!!!
The Clinton's are probably laughing about this one even harder than they were laughing at Reagan's funeral.
Misuse of the term "begging the question"
Or DB Coooper - the guy who parachuted out of the plane.
I was driving in my car and turned on the radio and immediately heard this shrill voice with an accent, and I'll swear I thought it was Dr. Ruth. It was TAY-REEEEEEZA!
Wrong, Queen T; we've had him locked away for months to trot him out now...or should I say the DNA results just came back from the lab.
Yeah, DNA, that's the ticket!
he is dead - he is being held - all these speculations are not much different from Woodward's claim that the Suadis will bring down the price of oil just in time for the election. Everyone with a tin foil hat keeps the focus off of the real good news in the world. / rant off
First off that is not true - UBL was not putting out video tapes every week prior to Tora Bora - In fact there is only two known video's of him put out after Sept 11th 2001 -
Additionally, while UBL did put out videos in the past (prior to 9-11) - That was before we had SOF on the ground hunting him -
UBL is a coward, he is much more concerned with living than putting out propaganda videos - This I am certain of -
It also does not appear like the intelligence community has picked up any reason to believe UBL is dead - No chatter suggesting this, nor any of the thousands of Al Qeade's that we have picked up have "heard of this to be true" -
No information is 100% leak proof over years and years - No way.
Lastly, both Omar (in Afghanistan) and Al Zawahiri are both very much alive and NOT putting out video's (that often) - Omar has not put out ONE and Zawahiri has only put out like two videos and the rest being audio - (the reason for audio over video is very understandable, much less "tells" given away to your location -
Zawahiri has managed to ekk out a survival in the Pakistan no mans region there is no reason not to assume UBL is there as well.
Don't forget also that we have picked up letters to the attention of UBL as well. - Why would Zarqawi in Iraq be writing to UBL if he weren't alive? (that was one of the biggest tells so far - when we intercepted that letter) -
I'll end with the fact that the "shooters" of TF121 (Delta and Devgru guys) aren't in Afghanistan hunting a "no body" - These guys are the tip of the spear and they didn't leave Iraq for no reason at all -
In politics you "follow the money" - In military operations of this sort you "follow the shooters" -
I predict a citizen's arrest of OBL by Jimmy Hoffa on or about Oct. 31st.
ROTFLMPO...
Too bad it is only a fantasy, but imagine it: Imagine Pakistan managing to nap OBL (who they would actually have to scrape off the Tora Bora walls). The Leftist and Socialist bloggers would be apoplectic and even catatonic - calling for investigations and appealing to anybody who possibly had any connection with Pakistan to repudiate the administration and to support the concept that OBL had been under wraps all along - DUh would be falling all over themselves and many there would seriously be on suidide watch. They would be counselling each other about how to keep from ruining their whole lives by doing something foolish. There would nevertheless be some who resorted to violent actions and got in trouble.
Ahhh... to dream... sweet... Oh, well... back to reality:
He's dead, Jim.
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No tin foil here.. I just think the guy is worm food. I realize that I could be wrong but I have a gut feeling that I'm not.
No videos, poor quality voice tape re-runs.. that's all we've seen from OBL. I think he would have shown his face by now. After all, it would be to his benefit to remove all doubt and let all his crazies know that he's still around and in charge.
Wouldn't it?
that is b/c he is john kerry's election plan, we will be tramping through the mountains of aghanistan looking for the cave or rock he is hiding under but it will turn out he has bee at one of five kerrys multimillion dollar homes, man of the poor eh??
I'd prefer a moldy corpse... of course they'd say it came from Rumsfield's foot locker but who cares. If we bring him in alive, the Dem's would put him in World Court where he'd end up suing the US for "damages".
She must read FR - such a theory has been posted several times over the last year.
But for someone on the left side of things to be saying it would be a sign of paranoia...
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