[Bringbackthedraft]

"George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are keeping Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts a secret."

I've heard from very reliable sources at CBS that a man fitting Osam's description was seen recently at a local luncheonette eating with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa.

[BobS]

"I've heard from very reliable sources at CBS that a man fitting Osam's description was seen recently at a local luncheonette..."

Probably accurate. Jay Leno found Saddam standing in line at the DMV to get a CA driver's license.