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The End of Mankind [Why Women Don't Deserve Men]
The Cornell Daily Sun ^ | May 06, 2004 | Anna Weiss

Posted on 09/20/2004 6:19:36 AM PDT by No Surrender Monkey

Men have ruled since the beginning of time, and what we have to show for it are the mistakes they have made. People are unhappy, hungry, tired, stressed, and sick of the general situation. What is needed is a revolution of sorts -- an upheaval that will change society for the better -- and a plan that can be executed in a relatively short period of time. A brutal and extreme stroke of feminism is the only way to rectify the situation. It will show the males of our society exactly how much power women yield and who really deserves to dominate. In truth, at this point in our history, men are fairly unnecessary as they do little that women cannot do to the same extent or even better. If women demonstrate their solidarity and assert their power, the world will reap the benefits. In the past, men have made the technological advances, worked to put food on the table, and run the government, but ironically enough, it is females who now achieve higher exam scores and handle stress better than men, especially when they are grouped with other women.

If women do not experience a decrease in anxiety when men are involved, and men do not experience it in any situation, then perhaps a separation of the sexes is in order.

Eliminating male distractions and reducing stress could indeed increase female productivity. It seems only logical that women should use this for the betterment of society by calling for a separation of the sexes in everyday life. Females could then show their power and finally affirm their supremacy.

But how will women first assert their dominance and still manage to keep men happy and subdued? Well, let us use the age-old trick of making them think it was their idea in the first place. Let them think that they decided they were working too much and not spending enough time at home. Let them integrate this with the notion that it would be a perfect opportunity for the women in their lives to work towards the equality they desire by becoming the primary breadwinners of the family. Once females take over the majority of the labor in the workforce, they will hold more sway over government policies. Slowly but surely, women will infiltrate the government, and gain elected positions with the support of the sisterhood. A total coup follows. Using the power that has been recently acquired, women will have not only the confidence, but also the authority to command men to do as they please. Women now dominate.

And this plan is generous. Frankly, males are not even necessary for the continuation of the species at this point. There is enough sperm in sperm banks to continue to reproduce indefinitely. Further, considering that men are the main contributors to the world problems we face such as alcoholism, domestic violence, and war, the easiest and most obvious remedy to our problems would be to remove men from the society. But we are the charitable sex and will instead only remove them from the dominating class.

So what does that leave them to do? I propose that men be kept to themselves, not interacting with women unless the women deem it necessary for their own well-being. The men should primarily become tools for the women's enjoyment. Although women can now reproduce without having a male partner by in vitro fertilization, it would be a shame to call an end to such a wonderful pastime as sex. There is no need. Instead, women would be encouraged to collect the men in their lives and keep them in separate quarters. These women would then assert their supremacy through a final stroke of sexual domination. At this point, the dominatrix in each proper lady must be unleashed, as men become virtual sex slaves to women. Males will no longer control the action in the bedroom by being 'on top' the majority of the time and satisfying their own needs before the woman's. No, men will submit. Ideally though, the men would be happy with this situation, after all, they are getting what they seem to always want: sex.

I am, however, getting ahead of myself. The major focus should be women alone increasing productivity on a global scale, reducing stress for all, and eliminating the problems that men have brought to the world such as war and infantile disputes. With women as the dominant sex, the world would have a chance to heal itself. Happiness could rule, productivity in the home and workplace could thrive, and women could finally be 'on top'.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: cityofevil; cornell; feminazi; feminist; gogetmeabeer; ironmyshirts; ithaca; meow; sexualfrustration
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1 posted on 09/20/2004 6:19:36 AM PDT by No Surrender Monkey
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To: No Surrender Monkey

Wow, she has some serious "issues".


2 posted on 09/20/2004 6:22:15 AM PDT by Brett66 (http://www.scifiartposters.com)
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To: No Surrender Monkey

Ok, I guess it is that time of the semester at Cornell.


3 posted on 09/20/2004 6:22:35 AM PDT by rod1
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To: No Surrender Monkey
I thought Valerie Solanas was dead!
4 posted on 09/20/2004 6:22:50 AM PDT by bikepacker67 (Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
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To: No Surrender Monkey

Obviously, there would be no mankind, without man.


5 posted on 09/20/2004 6:23:11 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
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To: No Surrender Monkey

Poor Anna is a slave crying out for her master. ;)


6 posted on 09/20/2004 6:23:17 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves
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To: No Surrender Monkey

Hello! Can you say confused! Wow!


7 posted on 09/20/2004 6:24:40 AM PDT by 50 Cal (Next time you think nobody cares if you exist just don't pay the IRS!)
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To: No Surrender Monkey
Women reducing stress? The mind boggles.
8 posted on 09/20/2004 6:25:14 AM PDT by JennysCool (Funny how militant environmentalists always ruin the lawn)
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To: No Surrender Monkey
Is this for real?

Is she for real?

9 posted on 09/20/2004 6:25:18 AM PDT by apackof2 (Damn the torpedos! Full speed ahead!)
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To: No Surrender Monkey

I was waiting for the punch line that never came.

I'm a woman, and the world she describes sounds like hell to me.


10 posted on 09/20/2004 6:25:55 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (I think...therefore, I am a conservative.)
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To: No Surrender Monkey

If we are to be ruled by womankind, I am assuming they are setting up the premise from this left leaning garbage that Hillary should be supreme ruler. Excuse me while I hurl. . . .


11 posted on 09/20/2004 6:26:29 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: No Surrender Monkey
but, cupcake, let's not forget that "a rat is a dog is a pig is a feminist (with profound apologies to rats, dogs and pigs)".

now come over here and gimme a litte sugar...

12 posted on 09/20/2004 6:26:43 AM PDT by martin gibson
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Eliminating male distractions and reducing stress could indeed increase female productivity.

I wonder if Mozart is one of those male distractions.

ML/NJ

13 posted on 09/20/2004 6:26:44 AM PDT by ml/nj
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To: No Surrender Monkey

Reminds me of something Hitler would write about the Jews.


14 posted on 09/20/2004 6:27:01 AM PDT by BradJ
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To: No Surrender Monkey

I especially like this reply in the Cornell Daily Sun comment section:

Posted 09/16/2004
Dumped again eh?

Derek Sinclair

=)


15 posted on 09/20/2004 6:27:11 AM PDT by AntiGuv (™)
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To: No Surrender Monkey

I read the word "Cornell" and stopped reading.


16 posted on 09/20/2004 6:27:28 AM PDT by cynicom (<p)
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To: No Surrender Monkey

I dunno it may be a valid argument. Women have unflagging energy when in their nurturing mode and are better communicators. As long as she has a good man by her side to give it to her when she gets uppity it may work.


17 posted on 09/20/2004 6:27:29 AM PDT by Teflonic
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To: No Surrender Monkey

I can see a world in which women don't need to shave and don't need a ton of beauty products or flattering clothes since they don't need to attract the attention of men. It seems like the perfect feminazi utopia. You can tell from this writer the problem is women have'nt become lesbian quickly enough.


18 posted on 09/20/2004 6:28:13 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Brett66

LOL "Ju gotta look in your eye like you have'nt been f***** in a year" Tony Montana


19 posted on 09/20/2004 6:28:29 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (REMEMBER!)
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To: No Surrender Monkey

This is tongue-in-cheek, right?


20 posted on 09/20/2004 6:28:52 AM PDT by Kenton ("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
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