Posted on 09/13/2004 11:58:00 AM PDT by petconservative
LOL!
Hillary-arious!
LOL
Buy it today and receive a free introductory subscription to www.expert-witness.com.
We'll verify that forgery for you. If you can manage to get just three or four elements of handwriting to match the original signature, we'll certify that signature for you as authentic.
Offer only valid for signator's deceased for at least 5 years.
The BEST Thank you -- Very Creative !!!
I'll wait for the OSS version.
Font selection - Once you have selected the machine type, font selection is limited to only those fonts actually available for that machine. No longer will you make stupid mistakes like selecting Times New Roman for amemorandum that were was supposed to be outputted typed on an IBM Selectrics.
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Key emulation - Only those keys actually on the selected machine type are activated. Special features such as subscript and superscript will appear only as that machine would have outputted it. Some extremely amateur forgers have actually used features such as a reduced font sized superscript th's "th" in documents that were supposed to have been from a normal typewriter. Our product will prevent such simple mistakes.
Copy machine emulation - Before you print out your document you can have it automatically appear to have been run through a copy or fax machine multiple times. Lettering will look aged and blurred with random specks will appear according to our specialized algorithm.
Margins and document centering - Each document created is slightly different to account for the non-exact centering available of manual machines and the variance of paper feeds. Nobody will be able to overlay your forgery with their his own created forgery and have them exactly line up.
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Subject lines- Automatically uppercased as this is the standard for military memorandums. Rank selector. Select from the service and the rank for the individual who you are forging. This is especially helpful for those whom the closest they have been to the military is when they protested outside the gate. Prevents mistakes in the abbreviations used in military rank.
Humor ping
Great!
This will be a big hit with CBS and Komrade Kerry's Kamp.
The laugh of the day and the Freepers on your ping list will probably enjoy this.
This is the perfect gift for John Forges Kerry and the lunatic mediots who lie everyday for him.
Something for our graphic arts gang to have some fun with.
Cool! Where can I get one?
Is this available for Mac users as well, or do only PC users have the ability to forge successfully? (LOL)
Brilliant!!!
Outstanding! bump
heeee heheheh... Miker$oft sure knows how to make a buck - ping.
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