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"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!"
1 posted on 09/12/2004 10:13:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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"I'M BLACK! NO- REALLY! I AM NOW A BLACK MINISTER!"
2 posted on 09/12/2004 10:17:23 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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MICHAEL MORPH.


3 posted on 09/12/2004 10:17:32 PM PDT by Nevski
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Now we know why Tipper was TiPper so often.
4 posted on 09/12/2004 10:18:32 PM PDT by Zathras
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I have packed on a few pounds myself since younger life but dang Gore is porking out! That and he looks CRAZY! I mean CERTIFIABLE! He looks like some crazy preacher sweating during a sermon in a horror movie and the monster is about to rip through his chest...
7 posted on 09/12/2004 10:20:12 PM PDT by Syntyr
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"There...are...FOUR...lights!"
9 posted on 09/12/2004 10:23:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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I want a recount I just found 100,000 more Florida votes in a wastebasket..so what if they are black & white copies what matters is the subject of the copies...


11 posted on 09/12/2004 10:31:20 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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man...Al's put on some weight.


12 posted on 09/12/2004 10:31:49 PM PDT by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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"Da** it, you incompetent minimum-wage idiot! I ordered TWO boxes of Krispy Kremes, not just one!"


13 posted on 09/12/2004 10:33:53 PM PDT by asgardshill (By direct order, I LOVE ALAN KEYES!)
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Day-um Skippy! That is just plain frightening. Fast forward about 2 more years and he's going to like the Chappaquidick Swimmer.


14 posted on 09/12/2004 10:34:47 PM PDT by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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He is definitely getting that Ted Kennedy look -- all puffed up and jowly. Another quadruple bypass in the making.


15 posted on 09/12/2004 10:34:48 PM PDT by omniscient
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Is this a still from some new John Goodman flick?


16 posted on 09/12/2004 10:39:08 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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Looks like to me that algore, bj clinton and teddy will be enlisting the service of the future unemployed edwards.

They will probably be suing McDonalds for making them fat.

They might be fat rats but they are never wrong, even when they fall down.

It's someone else's fault and that some one must pay. That's the rat way.

Blessings, Bobo


21 posted on 09/12/2004 11:02:42 PM PDT by bobo1
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That man is making a lot of money on the lecture circuit. Maybe he can buy a Jowl from Vanna.


22 posted on 09/12/2004 11:05:06 PM PDT by Artemis Webb
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The fat girley-man sings!

23 posted on 09/12/2004 11:07:18 PM PDT by DaveMSmith (Truth and liberty: The Battle Hymn of Free Republic)
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Whyyyyyyyyyahhhhhhh.......Ahhh.


25 posted on 09/12/2004 11:09:44 PM PDT by ALWAYSWELDING
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"Ah, but the chads! That's where I had them! I proved, with geometric logic, that a second ballot DID exist!"


26 posted on 09/12/2004 11:11:03 PM PDT by Ken H
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"Cry havoc -- and let slip the Hogs of Gore!"


27 posted on 09/12/2004 11:11:08 PM PDT by JackelopeBreeder (Proud to be a mean-spirited and divisive loco gringo armed vigilante terrorist cucaracha!)
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"I only had 800 lawyers. This time Kerry's got 5,000!"


29 posted on 09/12/2004 11:16:16 PM PDT by Eckelsville
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It's KKK Senator Byrd with a dye job and an extra 100 pounds.


32 posted on 09/12/2004 11:20:49 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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"They let me out of my Social Security Lockbox to come here today!"

"Anybody know where I can get a haircut? I'm starting to look like my co-author of 'Earth in the Balance', Ted Kaczynski!"


34 posted on 09/12/2004 11:28:20 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Abortion: The American Holocaust.)
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