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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE
Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE
In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.
I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.
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To: rineaux
shampoo and makeup
...and one of those little pink razors?
To: Yehuda
you nailed it. I've got to look those up in my recently purchased, ahem "book". I knew there were such things in there but I couldn't remember the exact references (only have the ha'dith references by specific reference).
nice shootin', Tex!!!
8)
To: TEXOKIE
WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
They go directly to Mohammed who oversees their circumcision.
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posted on
09/13/2004 8:27:56 AM PDT
by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
To: VRWC_minion
Now that IS heaven (smile)!
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posted on
09/13/2004 8:28:13 AM PDT
by
Marysecretary
(GOD is STILL in control, even if Bush loses in 2004!)
To: TEXOKIE
I didn't think they were allowed to cut their hair. How can they be a lesbo and not have short butchie hair cuts? I suppose if they were the momma part of the team they could get away with it. Hmm.
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09/13/2004 8:30:49 AM PDT
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Marysecretary
(GOD is STILL in control, even if Bush loses in 2004!)
To: Slings and Arrows
OMG!!! A picture of true hell!!! LOL
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posted on
09/13/2004 8:34:44 AM PDT
by
Dave278
("Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ")
To: FredZarguna
"You may have to wade through some truly bizarre stuff, but it's there..."So just tell us the answer so we don't have to wade throough the truly bizarre stuff.
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posted on
09/13/2004 8:36:57 AM PDT
by
MEGoody
(Flush the Johns - vote Bush/Cheney 04)
To: TEXOKIE
Shopping.....shopping.......shopping...
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posted on
09/13/2004 8:38:03 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure</a>)
To: MEGoody; FredZarguna
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posted on
09/13/2004 8:48:46 AM PDT
by
MEGoody
(Flush the Johns - vote Bush/Cheney 04)
To: TEXOKIE
An Extreme Makeover
Pray for W and Our Troops
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posted on
09/13/2004 8:48:56 AM PDT
by
bray
(Some men have skeletons in their closets, some have killing fields!!)
To: Yehuda
Who gives a rat's ass about the facts? Interesting view of reality.
To: TEXOKIE
To: Salamander
OK. I'm wiping the screen off now. Make that Virgin Tupperware...
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posted on
09/13/2004 9:26:34 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(If they spend eternity with 72 virgins, someone isn't gettin any!)
To: thirteen stars
"72? my goodness, i thought the number was 7. "Actually it's worse than that. The Palestinians were taught they would receive 72 rooms each one with 72 virgins in it.
That's a lot of virgins!
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posted on
09/13/2004 9:31:04 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: TEXOKIE
Qu'ran 52:24 Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded.
Qu'ran 56:17 Round about them will serve little boys of perpetual freshness.
** NOTE: Works for females or very confused males... being muslim is itself a state of confusion, it's just the degree of confusion at risk...
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posted on
09/13/2004 9:38:32 AM PDT
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: DannyTN
what is it with them and virgins anyways? They really need to get some worthwhile hobbies.
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To: TEXOKIE
WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
Same raisins as for the male suicide bombers. At least the females will get someone of the opposite sex.
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posted on
09/13/2004 11:13:39 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: thirteen stars
I'm still wondering where they are going to find virgins that deserve being 1 of 72 to a terrorist. I mean they are "virgins" for crying out loud. What could they have done that was so bad?
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09/13/2004 11:42:56 AM PDT
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DannyTN
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