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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE

Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.


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To: ETERNAL WARMING

concubines to Allah's faves....isnt that just dandy???


201 posted on 09/11/2004 11:45:25 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: danmar

LOL!!


202 posted on 09/11/2004 11:46:13 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: isom35

"due to a typo, its actually a 72 year old virgin."


LOLOL!! That's a good one!! *giggle*


203 posted on 09/11/2004 11:47:47 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: piasa

ewwwwwwwwww LOL!


204 posted on 09/11/2004 11:50:54 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Psycho_Bunny

Wow I had not heard that one. Angels. I can be an angel if I take out a school bus of little kids? Boggles the mind, doesnt it?


205 posted on 09/11/2004 11:53:01 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: MHT

LOLOL! EXCELLENT!!!


206 posted on 09/11/2004 11:54:08 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: miltonim

Thanks for the post. Good grief. Sounds like the hair splitting of the people in the middle ages having all those discussions about how many angels could dance on the head of a pin.


207 posted on 09/11/2004 11:56:58 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Bobby777
here's more ... glad to help ...

Thanks again. I'm not ignoring you it's just taking me awhile to read through this. Excellent data and you are very correct...I didn't know where to look for this.

208 posted on 09/11/2004 11:57:42 PM PDT by amom
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To: right way right

There ya go. Good suggestion for what paradise is for them. All is restored.


209 posted on 09/11/2004 11:58:33 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Jeff Gordon

Thanks for your answer Jeff Gordon. Amazing, simply amazing.


210 posted on 09/11/2004 11:59:50 PM PDT by amom
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To: Jeff Gordon

Thanks so much for the post. I definitely took your advice and held my nose!


211 posted on 09/12/2004 12:02:00 AM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: FredZarguna

"It's a resource, along the lines of watching a car wreck."

Literally laughing out loud here! *giggle*


212 posted on 09/12/2004 12:04:59 AM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE
It is so sad the lives which so many women in the world are forced to lead.

Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait.

She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands.

After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe that now the men walked 10 feet behind their wives.

She approached a woman at the airport and asked, "What enabled Kuwaiti women to achieve this role reversal?"

The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines."

213 posted on 09/12/2004 12:05:27 AM PDT by burlywood
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To: Artemis Webb

LOL! I love that suggestion! My walkman batteries are always giving out just at the wrong time!...and what a wonderful existence it would be to have a perpetually full check book!!


214 posted on 09/12/2004 12:06:22 AM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: wardaddy

LOL!


215 posted on 09/12/2004 12:07:52 AM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE

They become beautiful (because heaven knows they aren't now)?


216 posted on 09/12/2004 12:09:25 AM PDT by Lurking2Long
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To: burlywood

What a telling story, burlywood. Landmines.


217 posted on 09/12/2004 12:10:42 AM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Lurking2Long

LOLOL!


218 posted on 09/12/2004 12:11:53 AM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE

72 Virginians, armed and pissed off.


219 posted on 09/12/2004 12:13:09 AM PDT by Casloy (qs)
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To: burlywood
"Land mines."

Ouch.

220 posted on 09/12/2004 12:14:20 AM PDT by amom
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