WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

TEXOKIE

[TEXOKIE]

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.

[TEXOKIE]

LOL! sorta like that song we sang in day camp...something about dutchgirls wondering about soemthing across the sea...and there would be no more men....oh well....it's late...cant bring it back.

[TEXOKIE]

OH! That's harsh!

[amom]

Very interesting...thank you.

[right way right]

Simple, They get back their Clitoris's.

[TEXOKIE]

ROFL!!

[TEXOKIE]

lolol

[Bobby777]

here's more ... glad to help ... share with friends and family and post on the internet ... Americans are uneducated in this material and that's why they don't understand what's happening in many of these places. There just hasn't been exposure to over 90% of the people I speak with in the USA. They've never heard this stuff before. Or don't know where to look to prove it.

http://www.carm.org/islam/hadith_jihad.htm

Qur’an 9:5 “Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war.”

Bukhari:V4B52N50“The Prophet said, ‘A single endeavor of fighting in Allah’s Cause is better than the world and whatever is in it.’”

Qur’an 9:112 “The Believers fight in Allah’s Cause, they slay and are slain, kill and are killed.”

Qur’an 9:29 “Fight those who do not believe until they all surrender, paying the protective tax in submission.”

Qur’an 8:39 “Fight them until all opposition ends and all submit to Allah.”
The Hadith Volume 2, Book 26, Number 595: Narrated 'Aisha:

(the mother of the faithful believers) I said, "O Allah's Apostle! We consider Jihad as the best deed." The Prophet said, "The best Jihad (for women) is Hajj Mabrur. "

The Hadith Volume 2, Book 26, Number 594: Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet was asked, "Which is the best deed?" He said, "To believe in Allah and His Apostle." He was then asked, "Which is the next (in goodness)?" He said, "To participate in Jihad in Allah's Cause." He was then asked, "Which is the next?" He said, "To perform Hajj-Mabrur. "

The Hadith Volume 4, Book 52, Number 176: Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:

Allah's Apostle said, "You (i.e. Muslims) will fight with the Jews till some of them will hide behind stones. The stones will (betray them) saying, 'O 'Abdullah (i.e. slave of Allah)! There is a Jew hiding behind me; so kill him.' "

The Hadith Volume 4, Book 52, Number 177: Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Apostle said, "The (Final) Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."



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[Jeff Gordon]

I know your question is a joke, but those Islamic jokers have a real and actual answer to this question. Here it is. Hold your nose and read:

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While a man will get many Hurs in jannah, a women would be made the queen of Jannah. Her beauty will far outshine the beauty of the hurs.

Umme Salamah R.A narrates that she said to Rasûlullah SAW "O Rasûlullah, are the women of this world superior or the hûrs?" He replied, "The women of this world will have superiority over the hûrs just as the outer lining of a garment has superiority over the inner lining."

Umme Salamah R.A then asked, "O Rasûlullah, what is the reason for this?" He answered, "Because they performed salâh, fasted, and worshipped [Allah]. Allah will put light on their faces and silk on their bodies. [The human women] will be fair in complexion and will wear green clothing and yellow jewelry. Their incense-burners will be made of pearls and their combs will be of gold. They will say, 'We are the women who will stay forever and we will never die. We are the women who will always remain in comfort and we will never undergo difficulty. We are the women who will stay and we will never leave. Listen, we are happy women and we will never become sad. Glad tidings to those men for whom we are and who are for us.'" (Tabrânî)

Muhammed ibn Ka'b Al-Qurazi t narrates from a person of the Ansâr (people of Madînah) that Rasûlullah SAW said, "I take the oath of that Being who sent me with the truth, you are not more acquainted with your wives and houses than the people of Jannat. A person of Jannat will come to 72 wives which Allah specially created in Jannat (hûrs) and 2 human wives. The human wives will have virtue over the [hûrs] because they worshipped Allah in the world.(Targheeb Vol.4 Pg.534)

This will be the high position of the women of the world in Jannah.

If a women had more than one husband, she will choose which one of them to stay with, and she will choose the one with the best character. As for those women who never married or their husband were mushriks, they will be allowed to marry whichever worldly man, they so wish, in Jannah. Thus every man in Jannah will have 2 wives from the world.

If we have full conviction in Allah's promise that he will fulfil our every desire in Jannah, then instead of worrying about what they will get in jannah, the women should concentrate their endeavours on pleasing Allah and thus getting to Jannah. As for pleasing us in Jannah, That is Allah responsibility, so he will do His and we should do ours. The greatest pleasure in Jannah for men and women will be the very pleasure of Allah. Everything else will be secondary.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai

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[TEXOKIE]

Youve said a mouthful there, Rosie. It is so sad the lives which so many women in the world are forced to lead. We have so many blessings here in America. We truly do. May God intercede and let Freedom be spread throughout the world!

[Salamander]

Oh no...you *must* go on!....:))

[FredZarguna]

Yeah, I knew what it was. But I wanted to turn other FReepers onto the site. It's a resource, along the lines of watching a car wreck.

If you're a gal, you sure have something to look forward to, eh?

[TEXOKIE]

"Well, I think I see a glitch in the Islamic terrorist's plan. The males are going to get 72 virgins but the virgins will have fishtails instead of legs, which means male 'martyrs' are going to be very, very frustrated."


ROFL!!

[TEXOKIE]

LOL! I will be certain to take your advice!

Yes! I'm crazy about FreeRepublic....such a happy place to be!

[Artemis Webb]

A never empty checkbook and AA batteries that never die.

[wardaddy]

Sybian horse with free electricity.....and Fabio in the mirror.

[TEXOKIE]

Thanks for the info. That is VERY interesting.

So let me see if I understand this.

A woman has soiled herself or her reputation or her family's reputation. In order to be cleansed so she and her loved ones can go to heaven, she now must MURDER as many as she can? That is very very sad. I consider a person in that situation to be a victim just as much as the ones she is murdering. She basically has a loaded gun to her own head and is committing this murder under duress. What a burden on the soul.

[TEXOKIE]

lolol! I give up too!

[TEXOKIE]

OMG...how strange!

[GadareneDemoniac]

Please tell me that lady is holding two dolls!! I don't want to think about a two-headed Raggedy Ann doll! What time is it anyway?

[miltonim]

A question about heaven:

If a husband and wife homicide-bomber team goes to heaven, does the wife have to share her husband with the 72 virgins?