WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

TEXOKIE

[TEXOKIE]

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.

[Squantos]

Glad yer OK and back on the job Rose...we need ya ! Don't scare us like that again young lady !!..........:o).

Stay safe !

[Psycho_Bunny]

Women are promised that they will become angels.

Such a concept could only be born in the Death Fetish Faith called islam but, that's your answer.

[Atchafalaya]

You have learned your lessons well grasshopper.

[TEXOKIE]

"No more stonings."

Now, that WOULD be paradise, wouldnt it?

[CWOJackson]

That should be easy enough to arrange. Just buy pat's book and let him know you're the one who did it. I'm sure he'd take you to lunch for that.

[TEXOKIE]

LOL!

[MHT]

A Chanel purse with suit and shoes, Hermes Scarf, a Fred watch, Tiffany monogram bracelet, Estee Lauder make-up, and Ralph Lauren perfume and the chance to wear them in public in daylight.

[TEXOKIE]

"A three-way with John F'n Kerry and Ter-e-za (Hillary Hips gets to watch)."

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[TEXOKIE]

DING DING DING!!!

GOOD ONE!!!

[TEXOKIE]

LOL!

[TEXOKIE]

Good ones, Spotted OWl

[TEXOKIE]

LOL!

[miltonim]

Sheik Dr. Saleh bin Ghanem Al-Sidlan, a professor at Imam Mahmoud bin Sa'ud Islamic Memorial University on Women's Reward in Heaven

Host: In her last question, this woman asks, "We know that men receive a reward in heaven in the form of black- eyed virgins but what do women get and what are the good deeds of this world and the afterworld?

Sheik Al-Sidlan: About the black-eyed (virgins) and the believing women - the believing women become more beautiful and younger than the black-eyed (virgins). Besides, if a husband of a certain woman is a dweller of heaven, then he will be her husband (in heaven). If she was married to several husbands, she can choose the one with the best character. If she was married to two or three, and they are all in heaven, she can choose the one with the best character among them. If she was married to one husband and he is on the same heavenly level as she is, then he will be her husband. If he is on a lower level and she is on a higher one, he is elevated to her and becomes her husband. If she is on a lower level than his, he is her husband and she is his wife (in heaven) and she is elevated to his level out of respect to her.

[TEXOKIE]

ROFL!! OH BOY!!!

[TEXOKIE]

Hey, I like that! Good question.

[amom]

Thanks for your post 142. I'm learning by the minute here.

[TEXOKIE]

OH THAT'S WONDERFUL!!!


DING DING DING!!!!

[miltonim]

Sorry about link above

Correct link:
Sheik Dr. Saleh bin Ghanem Al-Sidlan, a professor at Imam Mahmoud bin Sa'ud Islamic Memorial University on Women's Reward in Heaven

[TEXOKIE]

Bill Clinton?


hmmmmmmmmm good suggestion...but he's not there yet....

[amom]

due to a typo, its actually a 72 year old virgin.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol