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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE
Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE
In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.
I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.
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To: TEXOKIE
A three-way with John F'n Kerry and Ter-e-za (Hillary Hips gets to watch).
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:12:22 PM PDT
by
TripsN1
To: TEXOKIE
Oh, lookie what I found. A vision of Paradise for any Muslim female. If I counted right, that 72 Muslim male rears lifted in perfect postion for kicking the holy Kaaba out of!
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:12:41 PM PDT
by
xJones
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To: humblegunner
I reckon a reward would be not to have to hang around or sleep with dirty goat-smelling terrorist guysHumm...they would probably consider that quite the prize.
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:14:04 PM PDT
by
amom
To: TEXOKIE
Dishwashers, microwaves, and a washer and dryer? A nice guy who really loves them????
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:14:11 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
("In the Kingdom of the Deluded, the Most Outrageous Liar is King".)
To: TEXOKIE
86
posted on
09/11/2004 10:15:16 PM PDT
by
stboz
To: CWOJackson
Dinner with pat buchanan.Sign me up for that.
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:15:33 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
("In the Kingdom of the Deluded, the Most Outrageous Liar is King".)
To: xJones
god that has got to be one hel% of a smell fest.
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:15:49 PM PDT
by
rineaux
(hardcore for W04)
To: TEXOKIE
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:17:18 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(This Is A Dark Ride)
To: TheSpottedOwl
Dishwashers, microwaves, and a washer and dryer? A nice guy who really loves them????Now you DO dream.
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:18:33 PM PDT
by
amom
To: TEXOKIE
Well there seems to be some confusion on the subject....is it 73 virgins or 73 white raisins? I'm inclined towards the rare white raisins...then we don't have to start a discussion on whether they're recruiting lesbians.
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:19:20 PM PDT
by
Katya
(Homo Nosce Te Ipsum)
To: tiki
They never have to see a muslim male again.
but, if they do, the men will bath, brush their teeth and actually wear deodorant every day.
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:20:54 PM PDT
by
rineaux
(hardcore for W04)
To: Jim Robinson; amom; TEXOKIE; All
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:22:08 PM PDT
by
StarCMC
(It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: martywake
"I always thought that they might get 72 18 year old boys or at the very least they would be left alone and not be one of the 72 virgins. However I later learned that there was an error in translation. It is not 72 virgins, rather it is 72 Virginians. It would seem that George Washington, James Madison, Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Stone Wall Jackson and others have a very special surprise waiting for Bin Laden on the "other side"."
OH YES, OF COURSE!! IT MUST BE VIRGINIANS!!
Dont forget THE VIRGINIAN!! *swoon* James Drury!!
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:22:19 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
(Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
To: TEXOKIE
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:22:40 PM PDT
by
Exton1
To: StarCMC
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:23:17 PM PDT
by
amom
To: rineaux
god that has got to be one hel% of a smell fest.No wonder the more devout are suicidial. Don't anyone tell them about Beano...
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:23:25 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: TEXOKIE
We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be. Paradise for them would be NO MEN!
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:23:34 PM PDT
by
Netizen
To: TEXOKIE
"We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be." am eternal date with John Kerry
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:24:06 PM PDT
by
TheCrusader
("the frenzy of the Mohammedans has devastated the churches of God" Pope Urban II (c 1097 a.d.))
To: amom
Lol, I forgot to mention electricity. Hahahaa!
Seriously, they get nothing. They are being used like always. Idiots...
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posted on
09/11/2004 10:25:13 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
("In the Kingdom of the Deluded, the Most Outrageous Liar is King".)
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