Posted on 09/10/2004 5:39:54 AM PDT by Aquamarine
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out of Kerry's sails |
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Praying for all concerned as Ivan continues to plot it's course.
Joining you in prayer for all in the wake of Ivan.
Agreeing in prayer with you both for those in the path of the Hurricane.
Beautiful post.
Thank you for your prayers Dave. I am praying with you.
Signs Your SUV Is Too Big
~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack.
~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter.
~ Your garage is larger than your house.
~ One of those "Oversize Load" escort trucks has to precede you down the interstate.
~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."
~ Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit.
~ You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Rolling House S-Class twin-turbo.
~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into orbit.
~ There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back.
~ It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.
~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.
~ You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's seat.
~ Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
~ Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
~ You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately because it qualifies as a WMD.
~ The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.
Also gave out 5 voter registration cards, sold 17 bumper stickers at what it cost me :-)
Hey, thanks Dubya!
Hello everyone!
To Free Republic, Miztiki!
(And Welcome To Freeper's Finest!)
Welcome Miztiki
Hi Miztiki, let me know if there is anyway that I can help you around here.
Thank you, dansy. Awesome. I e-mailed it to my friends and family.
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