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Toilet Clogger's Record Wiped Clean
Fox News ^ | 9/8/2004

Posted on 09/08/2004 2:33:49 PM PDT by Horatio Gates

The toilet-clogging charge against a Montana college student has been flushed down the drain.

As earlier reported in Out There, Jared Huffman, 19, was cited for misdemeanor criminal mischief after he bunged up a toilet at a border-crossing station Aug. 21.

On Aug. 31, a Toole County, Mont., judge dumped the case at the request of the county's attorney, who found there had been no permanent damage to the federal facilities at the Port of Sweet Grass (search), reported the Great Falls Tribune.

"That's beautiful," Huffman said upon hearing the news. "I don't think I did anything wrong."

Huffman could have gotten six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for the problematic poop.

"Hallelujah," said his mother, Paula Huffman, who said she'd publicized the story to "bring the injustice to light."

"Honestly, I don't think they [Customs and Border Patrol inspectors] should be getting away with abusing their power like that," Paula Huffman said.

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Something stinks here.

Original thread from 8/25.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1199575/posts

1 posted on 09/08/2004 2:33:50 PM PDT by Horatio Gates
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To: shotokan

Sounds like a load of crap.


2 posted on 09/08/2004 2:35:09 PM PDT by xrp (Executing assigned posting duties flawlessly -- ZERO mistakes)
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To: shotokan

Highly publicized problematic pooping.


3 posted on 09/08/2004 2:35:32 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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To: shotokan
judge dumped the case (?)
4 posted on 09/08/2004 2:39:00 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever ("The message of the Cross is foolishness to those who are perishing...")
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To: shotokan

Just curious, why didn't you just update the original thread?


5 posted on 09/08/2004 2:39:10 PM PDT by leadpenny
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To: leadpenny

Mind fart. I suppose that would have been more efficient.


6 posted on 09/08/2004 2:43:57 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (This space for sale.)
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To: shotokan

This article has so many bad puns in it, my toilet just clogged.


7 posted on 09/08/2004 2:46:14 PM PDT by aft_lizard (I actually voted for John Kerry before I voted against him)
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To: shotokan

Oh, One of those!


8 posted on 09/08/2004 2:47:28 PM PDT by leadpenny
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To: shotokan

The author really had fun writing this...


9 posted on 09/08/2004 2:49:12 PM PDT by Brian Mosely (A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned http://spinswimming.blogspot.com)
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To: shotokan

thanks to those 'green friendly' toilets...


10 posted on 09/08/2004 2:50:29 PM PDT by joesnuffy (Two Heads Are Better Than One...Unless They're On The Same Person -Andy Sipowicz)
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To: dakine

Stinky ping....


11 posted on 09/08/2004 2:51:16 PM PDT by codyjacksmom (A hugh series Stuned beeber user since 08/04.)
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To: All

Sounds like this guy gave birth to Dave Matthews', his band and the bus too...


12 posted on 09/08/2004 2:52:49 PM PDT by rpage3
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To: shotokan
I bet it was one of those wussy metrosexual prissy girlyman 1 gallon toilets, rather than an illegal manly 4 gallon jobbies...
13 posted on 09/08/2004 2:55:25 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Say what you will about Canada, but we still have four gallon toilets!


14 posted on 09/08/2004 3:05:54 PM PDT by Loyalist (This tagline has been put on hiatus for retooling.)
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To: Loyalist

The leftists who demanded "Keep government out of my bedroom" (so that they can engage in homosexual activities with adults or minors) had no problem with Uncle Sam being in their bathroom dictating what sort of toilet they can have.


15 posted on 09/08/2004 3:08:26 PM PDT by weegee (YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
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To: Rutles4Ever

Yes -- everything came out all right in the end


16 posted on 09/08/2004 3:12:01 PM PDT by Smedley
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To: shotokan
at the Port of Sweet Grass

Is this where the "BC Bud" comes through?

17 posted on 09/08/2004 3:16:01 PM PDT by koolaidsmile ("Too weird to live, Too rare to die.")
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18 posted on 09/08/2004 3:17:36 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is just that - a theory.)
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To: leadpenny

Double mind fart since I did the first thread too.


19 posted on 09/08/2004 3:17:48 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (This space for sale.)
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To: koolaidsmile

ssshhhhhh, dont tell everybody.


20 posted on 09/08/2004 3:18:43 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways < Preserve America ! >)
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