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Toilet Clogger's Record Wiped Clean
Fox News ^
| 9/8/2004
Posted on 09/08/2004 2:33:49 PM PDT by Horatio Gates
The toilet-clogging charge against a Montana college student has been flushed down the drain.
As earlier reported in Out There, Jared Huffman, 19, was cited for misdemeanor criminal mischief after he bunged up a toilet at a border-crossing station Aug. 21.
On Aug. 31, a Toole County, Mont., judge dumped the case at the request of the county's attorney, who found there had been no permanent damage to the federal facilities at the Port of Sweet Grass (search), reported the Great Falls Tribune.
"That's beautiful," Huffman said upon hearing the news. "I don't think I did anything wrong."
Huffman could have gotten six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for the problematic poop.
"Hallelujah," said his mother, Paula Huffman, who said she'd publicized the story to "bring the injustice to light."
"Honestly, I don't think they [Customs and Border Patrol inspectors] should be getting away with abusing their power like that," Paula Huffman said.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Montana
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To: shotokan
Sounds like a load of crap.
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:35:09 PM PDT
by
xrp
(Executing assigned posting duties flawlessly -- ZERO mistakes)
To: shotokan
Highly publicized problematic pooping.
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:35:32 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
To: shotokan
judge dumped the case (?)
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:39:00 PM PDT
by
Rutles4Ever
("The message of the Cross is foolishness to those who are perishing...")
To: shotokan
Just curious, why didn't you just update the original thread?
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:39:10 PM PDT
by
leadpenny
To: leadpenny
Mind fart. I suppose that would have been more efficient.
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:43:57 PM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(This space for sale.)
To: shotokan
This article has so many bad puns in it, my toilet just clogged.
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:46:14 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(I actually voted for John Kerry before I voted against him)
To: shotokan
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:47:28 PM PDT
by
leadpenny
To: shotokan
The author really had fun writing this...
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:49:12 PM PDT
by
Brian Mosely
(A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned http://spinswimming.blogspot.com)
To: shotokan
thanks to those 'green friendly' toilets...
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:50:29 PM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(Two Heads Are Better Than One...Unless They're On The Same Person -Andy Sipowicz)
To: dakine
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:51:16 PM PDT
by
codyjacksmom
(A hugh series Stuned beeber user since 08/04.)
To: All
Sounds like this guy gave birth to Dave Matthews', his band and the bus too...
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:52:49 PM PDT
by
rpage3
To: shotokan
I bet it was one of those wussy metrosexual prissy girlyman 1 gallon toilets, rather than an illegal manly 4 gallon jobbies...
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posted on
09/08/2004 2:55:25 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Say what you will about Canada, but we still have four gallon toilets!
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posted on
09/08/2004 3:05:54 PM PDT
by
Loyalist
(This tagline has been put on hiatus for retooling.)
To: Loyalist
The leftists who demanded "Keep government out of my bedroom" (so that they can engage in homosexual activities with adults or minors) had no problem with Uncle Sam being in their bathroom dictating what sort of toilet they can have.
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posted on
09/08/2004 3:08:26 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: Rutles4Ever
Yes -- everything came out all right in the end
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posted on
09/08/2004 3:12:01 PM PDT
by
Smedley
To: shotokan
at the Port of Sweet GrassIs this where the "BC Bud" comes through?
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posted on
09/08/2004 3:16:01 PM PDT
by
koolaidsmile
("Too weird to live, Too rare to die.")
To: shotokan
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posted on
09/08/2004 3:17:36 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is just that - a theory.)
To: leadpenny
Double mind fart since I did the first thread too.
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posted on
09/08/2004 3:17:48 PM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(This space for sale.)
To: koolaidsmile
ssshhhhhh, dont tell everybody.
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posted on
09/08/2004 3:18:43 PM PDT
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways < Preserve America ! >)
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