Posted on 09/03/2004 8:06:13 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
(Court TV) — Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.
They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.
According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.
"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.
The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.
Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident.
Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.
Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.
P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian.
Boudreaux, I don't have nothin good. He's only suspected of playin in the pen with them squealers.
Now Thibideaux, well I've caught him with his hipboots on in the middle of the day in July and all dem fishing rods were still hanging up under the front overhang. No fresh worms gathered or nuttin! Goin fishin? Yea, Cousin, keep talkin bout fishin but wipe yer mouth first. Yer still droolin.
I wonder if Boudreaux ever changed brands of milking machines. Marie said he was kinda weak for bout a month after dat one time.
I heard Jews-harp music as I read this.
Clicked on your ID.
You say you are in California, yet you have a
Minnesota flag.
Just curious why.
(Used to live in MN myself and am homesick).
You wrote:
"Makin Bacon..."
Someone's GOTTA play "six degrees of separation" with this.
You wrote:
"Weird Sick ping....funny comments though."
I initially mis-read this as
Weird Sick *pig* ??
"Man charged in farmyard romp with pig"
Gives new meaning to the term
Male Chauvinist.
How about the term making bacon?
"You say you are in California, yet you have a
Minnesota flag.
"
Oops. I need to change my text. I moved to MN this July.
He should have married the pig first, then all would be OK (at least if the Dems get their way).
You wrote:
"I moved to MN this July."
Only to see the onset of winter come the end of August :-)
"You say you are in California, yet you have a
Minnesota flag.
"
Winter? Do you mean it gets cold here? My wife assured me that the weather was wonderful here all year round. [grin]
As it happens, I have a pig. It's over 30kg right now and it will be dead sometime before Christmas, coinciding with a drastic emptying of my deep freeze to accomodate it's pre-oven tasty parts. The only abuse I have lined up for it is a reasonably balanced diet and more time in the sun as summer approaches downunder. My son loves this pig... it's got quite a personality. I'm sure personality will carry thru in the cooking.
Thanks for "outing yourself" on this thread....Free Republic is known for it's therapeutic values; but be warned that your son will despise you forever come that holiday barbecue.
(Be sure and post some pictures of a Kiwi style pigroast at the appropriate time!)
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