Posted on 09/03/2004 8:06:13 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
(Court TV) — Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.
They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.
According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.
"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.
The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.
Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident.
Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.
Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.
P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian.
At least they weren't smoking cigarettes, or there'd -really- be hell to pay.
Son of a gun
Gonna have big fun
On the bayou!
So the guy doinks a porker and doesn't take a shower? I would think the guys lawyer could get him off for mental incompetency quite easily. Oh well, sounds like he already got off.
Hot Damn - I didn't know that was illegal. How about a blue eyed ewe??
(The man is quoted as saying.)
At-least-it's not-sheep-this-time ping!
That's right! Who was harmed, I ask you?
I mean, can you blame the guy? P-Pie was just askin' for it.
(Hint: If you do it on the edge of a cliff ... they push back. Old joke.)
I sold books in this parish...this is not a surprise...I just hope there are no offspring...
I think that depends on what kind of boots you are wearing.
Babe or Wilbur?
You know, it is just so sexist to make a statement like that, to claim the abuse occurred because of the way the pig was dressed.
".I just hope there are no offspring..."
Been through there, and yes, it appears that although there may be no offspring from this coupling, other attempts have been successful...
YUCK/HURL/YUCK
I thought this story was going to be about John F'n Kerry.
Har!
"When I was in Vietnam, it was commonplace for American Troops to do this"
Que the Banjo Music!
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