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Man charged in farmyard romp with pig
Court TV ^ | Thu Sep 2, 5:26 PM ET | By Tinuola Awopetu,

Posted on 09/03/2004 8:06:13 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

(Court TV) — Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.

They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.

According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.

"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.

The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.

Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident.

Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.

Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.

P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Louisiana
KEYWORDS: apiginapoke; babealicious; hogwild; louisiana; petafile; potbellygirl; ppie
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To: TomServo

At least they weren't smoking cigarettes, or there'd -really- be hell to pay.


21 posted on 09/03/2004 8:13:46 AM PDT by TheBigB ("I'm Bill Clinton, and I'm reporting for booty!")
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Son of a gun
Gonna have big fun
On the bayou!


22 posted on 09/03/2004 8:14:33 AM PDT by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: shotokan

So the guy doinks a porker and doesn't take a shower? I would think the guys lawyer could get him off for mental incompetency quite easily. Oh well, sounds like he already got off.


23 posted on 09/03/2004 8:14:35 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance ( "Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Hot Damn - I didn't know that was illegal. How about a blue eyed ewe??


24 posted on 09/03/2004 8:15:04 AM PDT by sandydipper (Less government is best government!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
What a PIG!

(The man is quoted as saying.)

25 posted on 09/03/2004 8:15:19 AM PDT by Lurking2Long
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To: shaggy eel; concordKIWI

At-least-it's not-sheep-this-time ping!


26 posted on 09/03/2004 8:15:23 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

27 posted on 09/03/2004 8:15:36 AM PDT by itsamelman (“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
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To: TheBigB
Yeah - we can't have that, can we? :-)
28 posted on 09/03/2004 8:15:38 AM PDT by TomServo ("Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker and find out why they call him 'Buzz'...")
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To: steve in DC
"Why, oh why cannot people be allowed to do whatever they wish in the privacy of their own barnyards?"

That's right! Who was harmed, I ask you?

I mean, can you blame the guy? P-Pie was just askin' for it.

(Hint: If you do it on the edge of a cliff ... they push back. Old joke.)

29 posted on 09/03/2004 8:16:16 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I sold books in this parish...this is not a surprise...I just hope there are no offspring...


30 posted on 09/03/2004 8:16:20 AM PDT by Lurking2Long
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To: sandydipper

I think that depends on what kind of boots you are wearing.


31 posted on 09/03/2004 8:16:31 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance ( "Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Babe or Wilbur?


32 posted on 09/03/2004 8:16:34 AM PDT by Teacher317
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To: AppyPappy

You know, it is just so sexist to make a statement like that, to claim the abuse occurred because of the way the pig was dressed.


33 posted on 09/03/2004 8:17:21 AM PDT by job ("God is not dead nor doth He sleep")
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To: Lurking2Long

".I just hope there are no offspring..."

Been through there, and yes, it appears that although there may be no offspring from this coupling, other attempts have been successful...

YUCK/HURL/YUCK


34 posted on 09/03/2004 8:19:42 AM PDT by Lord_Baltar
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I thought this story was going to be about John F'n Kerry.


35 posted on 09/03/2004 8:20:51 AM PDT by KingPin
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Har!


36 posted on 09/03/2004 8:20:53 AM PDT by Constitution Day ("The Democratic tent has shrunk to the size of a dunce cap." - Zell Miller)
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To: AppyPappy

37 posted on 09/03/2004 8:21:23 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance ( "Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

"When I was in Vietnam, it was commonplace for American Troops to do this"


38 posted on 09/03/2004 8:21:23 AM PDT by Wil H
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Que the Banjo Music!


39 posted on 09/03/2004 8:23:58 AM PDT by reagandemo (The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
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To: Wil H

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


40 posted on 09/03/2004 8:24:06 AM PDT by Lurking2Long
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