Stay safe Eeeeek !
Posted on 09/01/2004 6:06:30 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
In perhaps the most stunning morning news show interview I've ever seen, Katie Couric just got through thoroughly trashing Michael Moore.
She began by criticizing the scenes in Fahrenheit 911 depicting a pre-war Iraq of children peacefully playing and weddings taking place. "Wasn't that misleading?" Moore claimed he only used the footage to show the kinds of people killed by US bombing, not to suggest Saddam's Iraq was a "utopia."
Next, Katie said that "many people say the Dems don't want you to be the face of the party."
"Who said that?" demanded Moore. "Well, Tim Russert for one," answered Katie.
She added: "let's face it, many people think you're a jerk."
An obviously hurt Moore responded: "but you don't think I'm a jerk, do you Katie?"
Katie refused to come to his aid: "well, my views aren't important, it's the views of the Dem party."
"But come on, Katie, you know me."
"I really don't know you very well."
"But, come one, from talking after the shows, etc. You don't think I'm a jerk, do you?"
"I really don't know you well enough to say that."
Finally, in a scene so amazing I could hardly believe my eyes and ears, Moore virtually asked Katie out on a date, and was shot down with a classic co-ed line.
Katie asked Moore if he'd be going back to the convention and Moore said he would, probably tonight and tomorrow. Then Moore added: "will you come with me, Katie?"
A shocked Katie replied: "No," then, incredibly, added: "I HAVE TO RE-ARRANGE MY SOCK DRAWER."
Yes, she actually said it. Katie made it clear that she loathes Moore and fears that as the prominent face of the party, he is dragging down her boy Kerry.
An absolutely stunning TV moment. Catch a replay if you can.
"Katie refused to come to his aid: "well, my views aren't important,...."
Finally, I agree with a statemtent made by Katie!
Moore obviously never learned his lesson in high school: just because the head cheerleader lets you do her homework for her doesn't mean she's going to go out with you -- especially if you are a socially retarded lardass.
USA pulled Moore from convention..
or might they have been ordered by their masters to pull the moviemaker of the stage
Hi Colonel. On your taking the back seat to no one, does the site of the pig make you physically ill? Do you hurl, loose your cookies, toss chunks-everytime you see his ugly face? If not, then get in the back seat darlin'!! :D
On a totally different topic... How are you today?
Its a clasic example of how liberals will eat their own when things get rough, and now that the Kerry swiftboat is sinking, the rats are starting to panic and leave the ship. I wonder how colonic Katie felt about Moore before Lurch`s drop in the polls?
HA....Moore I warned you this was coming!!!
>>No way! I'm keeping the cookies. Netmilsmom's cookies make you look like . . . Arnold!<<
Shhhh! Everyone will want some. ;-).
Shhhh! Everyone will want some. ;-).
Let's market them as "Schwarzen-chip Cookies" and get rich!
Stay safe Eeeeek !
Win-Win strategy by the media: Quietly torpedo Kerry to preserve 2008 for Spawnette O'Satan. And it comes at a perfect time, when charges of bias are stronger than ever and their ratings are weaker than ever. They can falsely claim to be striving even harder than they always have for evenhandedness. It's pure crap, of course, but it's win-win for the truly devoted leftists whose ultimate orgasmic dream is Spawnette in the White House.
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This morning showed me that Ms. Couric is runnin' scared...and telling her party to mind its Ps and Qs right now otherwise she'll have to report on W for another 4 years. Moore was representing USA Today, who should be incredibly embarrassed as an organization.
The Dims must have figured out the slob is hurting them and its time to vote him off the island.
Thanks for your report. I guess I wasn't under the influence of psychotropic drugs this morning. What an astounding piece of TV history.
You're on a Roll today Bud. I just spit coffee on the morning paper. Missed the keyboard by an inch.
Stay away from those Dark Thoughts. LOL
Bingo Sgt! And, I would add...she also doesn't like the fact that he has been exposed and now he is trying to co-expose her as an official puppet of The RATs!
Unless you think the video of her colonoscopy had some additional meaning.
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