Politics is a combat sport in Texas and these two had faced one another before . . . with the Pubbie taking over the Libber's seat on the City Council.
Anyway, when the witch was finished, the Pubbie asked in a calm voice . . . "Feel better?" The witch ranted some more, saying a few curse words I'd forgotten, then started strutting in a bold, confrontational way toward the Pubbie gal. The Pubbie did nothing but put her hand in her windbreaker pocket. The witch stopped cold in her tracks . . . like she'd been smacked upside the head with a two-by-four. Concealed weapons in my part of the world are quite popular and Texans by nature are unafraid of using them, although the Pubbie would never admit to what was in her pocket . . . if anything.
About this time a cop car pulled up. When he asked what was going on, the witch screamed . . . "She threatened me. She called me a slut and said . . ."
The Pubbie's husband steps out from behind a bush at the corner of the house carrying a camcorder. The Pubbie's daughter steps out of the garage carrying a camcorder. A neighbor across the street crosses the street carrying a digital camera and an ear-witness account of everything that went on.
The witch pled guilty to several misdemeanors and has to serve eight weekends in jail. On yeah, her tirade also cost her a $1500 fine and $5000 restitution for the damage she did to the Pubbie's yard.
Gotta love our Pubbie gals. Sexiest, most beautiful and intelligent creatures God ever created . . . but they've also got the cojones of a Brahma Bull and our gals can set a trap better than George Patton.
How do I know all this? I just bought myself a new digital camera. Them suckers are cool.
SWWWEEEEEEEEEET. Best post of this thread so far. I love a happy ending :-)
Oh, man! That story is an instant classic!
Bravo!
PS: Can you put a name to this "witch"? Do you have a link to this story? Was it reported in any newspapers?
WOW. What a contribution. Thanks!
You wrote:
[details of 'sting operation' with multiple video
cameras snipped]
We need to do more of this!
Way to go!