PS: Can you put a name to this "witch"? Do you have a link to this story? Was it reported in any newspapers?
The population of our "metropolis" is 3113 Pubbies and three Libbers. The witch, her hubby, and the jackass who owns the ONLY newspaper -- even his wife and two children are Pubbie-converts.
Our newspaper is a weekly with two reporters-saleswomen-clerks-grunts. One covers the sports scene and area Fishing Reports and the other travels from one retirement home to another reporting on deaths, birthdays, anniversaries, and who started taking Metamucil.
But, hey, I heard we "might" get a WalMart in 2008 or 2009. THAT was the big news for us in 2003 . . . the mayor drove to Bentonville, AR to "press our case." Some say he even got to talk to a secretary at WalMart.