Posted on 08/27/2004 6:04:59 PM PDT by Jacob Kell
An Iraqi sheik claims Allah sent giant spiders to the town of Fallujah to help its residents fend off attacks by U.S. military forces.
Sheik Mahdi Saleh Al-Sumide'i spoke to Syrian TV on Monday, claiming several Arab television stations videotaped the helpful arachnids.
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Nah, he's got his binoculars backwards and is looking at a magnified image of his own crotch.
Giant Spiders? This guy's tripping badly.
Aside from beheading innocent hostages and smelling like the wrong end of a camel these guys are pretty funny.
Kerry thinks he can reason with these morons?
He also sent giant cockroaches to disrupt the GOP convention. Some of them have already been arrested.
Maybe he meant these?
Camel spiders, also known as wind spiders, wind scorpions, and sun scorpions, are a type of arthropod found (among other places) in the deserts of the Middle East. They're technically not spiders but solifugae (although, like spiders, they belong to the class Arachnida). Camel spiders are the subject of a variety of legendary claims, many of them familiar to Americans because they were spread by U.S. servicemen who served in the Persian Gulf War in 1991, and re-spread at the beginning of the Iraq War in 2003:
*Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates.
*Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.
*Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air.
*Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels, hence the name "camel spider." (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. In the former case they supposedly jump up from the ground and grab onto camels' bellies from underneath; in the latter case exactly how spiders allegedly as large as dinner plates get into camels' stomachs intact remains unexplained.)
Camel spiders are venomous, and their venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims (thus allowing them to gnaw away at living, immobilized animals without being noticed). U.S. soldiers were said to have been attacked by camel spiders at night but remained completely unaware of their plight until they awakened in the morning to find chunks of their flesh missing.
According to most spider experts, these claims are all false. Camel spiders (so named because, like camels, they can be found in sandy desert regions) grow to be moderately large (about a 5" leg span), but nowhere near as large as dinner plates; they can move very quickly in comparison to other arthropods (a top speed of maybe 10 MPH), but nothing close 25 MPH; they make no noise; and they capture prey without the use of either venom or anesthetic. Camel spiders rely on speed, stealth, and the (non-venomous) bite of powerful jaws to feed on small prey such as other arthropods (e.g., scorpions, crickets, pillbugs), lizards, and possibly mice or birds. They use only three pairs of legs in running; the frontmost pair (called pedipalpa) is held aloft and used in a similar manner to the antennae of insects. Camel spiders shun the sun and generally hide during the day, coming out at night to do their hunting.
Although whatever is depicted in the photograph above appears to be far too large for camel spiders, the creatures might just look unusually large because they were held close to the camera, creating an illusion of exaggerated size. However, since we don't know the source of the picture, we can't yet rule out the possibility that some other misdirection was involved (e.g., digital manipulation, a misdescription of what the photograph depicts, some soldiers goofing around with plastic figures or something else spider-shaped, etc.).
It helps to be stupid as a curbstone prior to using the hash. That is of course, if the good sheik BELIEVES it.
Otherwise, Methinks it is like a weasel. Or Baghdad Bob.
Perhaps giant spiders is a codename for Chem/Bio weapons ?
Sure, why not! Sounds to me like they have a lot in common....(like chemically altered thought processes....)
Me thinks these poor dumb bastards were used by Sadaam to test some of his chemical weapons....
Gahhh.... What are those things?
Holy Shi-ite!
Camel spider.
Want one?
lol.
Guess they're worth 2 pics.
The spiders.....wreaked havoc...in a fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan.....
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