Kato Kaelin Will Sleepover For America

moveonplease.org ^ | 8/26/04 | KatoKaelin

[NationalLampoonguy]

The notorious MoveOn.org has begun to fund raise by offering left wing celebrity items on eBay. So MoveOnPlease.org has done one better by offering an actual right-minded "celebrity" on ebay...sort of. Read Kato's letter as he volunteers to sleepover the highest bidder's house to raise money to pay for MoveOnPlease.org's trip to next week's convention where they will be reporting from the floor...or perhaps, as close to the floor as they will let anyone associated with National Lampoon. http://moveonplease.org/KatoOnEbay.asp

[NationalLampoonguy]

The notorious MoveOn.org has begun to fund raise by offering left wing celebrity items on eBay. So MoveOnPlease.org has done one better by offering an actual right-minded "celebrity" on ebay...sort of. Read Kato's letter as he volunteers to sleepover the highest bidder's house to raise money to pay for MoveOnPlease.org's trip to next week's convention where they will be reporting from the floor...or perhaps, as close to the floor as they will let anyone associated with National Lampoon. http://moveonplease.org/KatoOnEbay.asp

[demnomo]

Who in their right mind would invite that flakey freeloader into their home and pay for the opportunity? Oh, yeah, a left mind would.

[Francis McClobber]

The last time he slept over, a couple of people died.

[BenLurkin]

[fml]

Whats next? Micheal Jackson will babysit your son for free?

[sociotard]

Huh, so far the bidding is only $266. I'll have to check on this when it ends, just to see what he sells for. if he sells. There is a reserve, and he can't be all that famous (I've never heard of him)

[HitmanLV]

I can't imagine the bidding for a sleepover by Rebecca Romijn.

[ladyinred]

Oh good grief.

[Dog]

I think this would be a hoot....you could really screw up Katos mind....LOL!

[sharktrager]

Wouldn't they do better threatening to have him sleep over of you don't pay?

[GoLightly]

Someone should tell him that Dos Banditos is hiring. (He worked there, many moons ago)

[Alex Murphy]

Wouldn't they do better threatening to have him sleep over of you don't pay?

I dunno why, but all this reminds me of Christoper Walken's Psychic Friends Network...

"Hello. I'm Christopher Walken. And welcome.. to Christopher Walken's Psychic Friends Network. If you would like to be.. my psychic friend.. call this number now. I can tell you about.. money.. success.. love.. and romance.. or.. just hang out with you. All it takes is a phone.. and an open mind. No one will know. No one. I can tell you things about yourself. Things you don't know. [ phone doesn't ring ] Why aren't you calling? You could be.. in grave danger.. and I can help you.. as your psychic friend..."

[Jaded]

He was OJ's infamous guest.

This is way twisted.

[gigi]

Ha! Just what I was thinking. What a weirdo. A sleep over and a double murder? Sounds like fun.

[Ditter]

I think of Kato Kaelin as some one who grew old without ever growing up.

[dougherty]

Moveon.org has an ebay account? I just wonder if they have any negative feedback yet.

[girlscout]

Kato was on a local Houston radio station two days ago pushing this. At the time the bid was at $250 and now it's at $266. My goodness people are busting up their keyboards trying to bid on him. LOL

[Euro-American Scum]

Court Clerk: "Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Kato: "I do."

Court Clerk: "State your name and occupation for the record."

Kato: "Kato Kaelin, houseguest."

[ModelBreaker]

Read Kato's letter as he volunteers to sleepover the highest bidder's house to raise money to pay for MoveOnPlease.org's trip to next week's convention

So moveon's slogan will be "a Kato sleepover worked for OJ, it'll work for you too."