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A Tour of Duty or a Ton of Dooky?
Townhall.com ^ | August 13, 2004 | Doug Giles

Posted on 08/14/2004 1:46:39 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife

It seems the Swift Boat Vets have delivered a swift kick to Kerry’s crotch. Ouch! That’s gotta hurt. What’s ironic -- and typical -- is the Left’s hysterically hypocritical spin machine screaming for the Swifties’ 411 to be immediately Dixie Chicked. The self- righteous, first amendment waving, Michael Moron embracers are not so free with freedom of speech when it happens to slow roast their presidential nominee a mere 80 or so days before the nation schleps to the polls.

What’s funny, [not funny, “ha-ha” … funny “weird”] is as long as the information comes from one uberliberal, overweight, college dropout with a communist bent, who routinely attempts to make “W” look like a greedy gnome who wrongfully plays golf while he unrepentantly sends our kids to the Gulf, well … that’s cool. Spreading such misinformation, created from the ether by one of the left’s darlings should not, according to most liberals, be examined. No! It should be believed and be considered inerrant and infallible, and the purveyor of such rank propaganda lifted high as a prophet.

But flip to today. More than 60 decorated, non-politically active, eyewitnesses of Kerry’s four month stint in Vietnam -- men who ate, slept, and served a few feet from the Dems’ presidential applicant – have written a heavily documented, devastating tell all, Unfit for Command, credibly contradicting Kerry’s account of his fleeting 120 days in ‘Nam. They represent more than 250 Swift Boat veterans, including Kerry’s commanding officer! So, what’s the response from all the usual political and media suspects? What the heck do they know? Why should they be trusted? Dismiss ‘em; censure ‘em … and if they keep trying to talk, just shout them down.

If Unfit for Command is true, then the half-inflated raft on which Kerry’s campaign is currently floating, i.e., his allegedly heroic four months in ‘Nam is sunk. [Four months? I took woodworking shop for four months 29 years ago, but that sure doesn’t mean I’m fit to take Bob Vila’s job.]

It’s Kerry who volleyed his Vietnam record into the court of public scrutiny. I guess he didn’t figure that 254 guys who served with and around him would return service back to his court with a violently contradictory top spin. And now it is up to Kerry, not Lanny Davis, not Jeh Johnson and certainly not James Carville to field the multitudinous charges.

The right and proper action for John Kerry is to answer the heavily documented allegations. If it turns out that he can’t or won’t, then he needs to be held in contempt or suspicion, and the Democrats need to turn to some non-Pinocchio pundit without amnesia and high grade narcissism. That is, if liberals are intellectually honest and don’t want still another prevaricator in the Oval Office to embarrass them at every turn.

Come on, Senator Kerry: come clean. Answer the accusations. Provide whatever paperwork you need to nail the coffin shut on the allegedly fallacious claims of the Swifties who have been brave enough to stand and be counted. And if you did lie to us, then tell us. We’re big boys.

You just might stun us into forgiving you and voting for you, because the public hasn’t seen a truth dealing Democrat presidential hopeful in ages; one who, when caught red-handed lying about his past or humping an intern, actually admits it and repents. Just tell us your ego got in the way… you trumped your ‘Nam service because your Senate record and your days spent carrying Mike Dukakis’ briefcase are sorta … well, lackluster.

Look, even if you don’t get elected, if you lied and now confess it, at least you’ll sleep better at night and something really rewarding will happen. Allergan© will hire you to be one of their Botox spokes models. Or maybe you’ll get an offer to get into celebrity boxing. I’m thinkin’ a John Kerry vs. Janet Reno match could prove a lucrative contest. I know it would blow away, ratings wise, last Thursday’s Joey Buttafuoco vs. Joanie Laurer bout.

Here’s the flip side of the suspicious Kerry Tour of Duty coin: if these Swifties have lied and maliciously slandered and publicly defamed Senator Kerry, then their group picture needs to be put next to the definition of creepy in the updated 2005 version of Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary. And not only that: they should be punished somehow for their libelous claims, like having to be Teresa [Tah- ray- za] Heinz Kerry’s butler, or bath drawer, or pool boy or masseur.

George Bush was forced to come forward with the truth about his drinking history and National Guard records, and his pre 9/11 intelligence or lack thereof. What’s the problem with John Kerry having to come forward and answer this book’s detailed allegations and provide the necessary documents, like who witnessed his acts of heroism and who treated his wounds?

My ClashPoint is this, Senator: President Bush was flambéed for his honorable Texas National Guard record, and grilled by the 9/11 Commission. So, don’t think it’s too much for you to answer, now, the accusations leveled at you by your fellow Swifties. Unfit for Command calls you, John Forbes Kerry, a liar and phony and your Vietnam claims a scam. That’s tough language. Since you’ve built much of your political platform on what the Swifties are calling shifting sands, you’ve got to answer their charges.

This book didn’t come from Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter but rather from eyewitnesses, respectable naval officers and enlisted men calling you, Senator, on the carpet for your combat claims. I know we can’t answer all our detractors’ critiques but this isn’t a simple “Kerry Sucks” 900 word op-ed written by some axe-flailing fame seeker. This is 256 pages of heavily footnoted analysis that has been well-written, meticulously researched and reeks of sincerity.

So, allay our concerns, Mr. Kerry. Weigh in and show us the Swift Boat Veterans are wrong. Prove to us that your Tour of Duty was not a ton of dooky.

©2004 Doug Giles


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; johnkerry; swiftboat; swiftboatveterans; veterans; vietnam
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1 posted on 08/14/2004 1:46:42 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

You just might stun us into forgiving you and voting for you, because the public hasn’t seen a truth dealing Democrat presidential hopeful in ages; one who, when caught red-handed lying about his past or humping an intern, actually admits it and repents.

sKerry tell the truth? A beeber stuneing event.


2 posted on 08/14/2004 1:49:27 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Wow. That was a powerful article. Where else will it get published?


3 posted on 08/14/2004 1:50:32 PM PDT by Rokke
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

KERRY:"So you see, son: that's how it's entirely possible your daddy could have had memories of Christmas in Cambodia 'seared, seared' into his brain, while not actually having been there until... ummmmm... January. I think. Maybe."

CHILD:"You're not my real father, are you? Please say 'no'."

4 posted on 08/14/2004 1:55:31 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
It still seems that so few people know about this. If they did, I can't believe that Kerry would have so much support. The press should be all over this story, yet you hardly hear mention of it in the mainstream media. And when they do, they attack the swiftboat vets. I just hope this keeps festering, eventually blows up, and sinks the Kerry campaign!
5 posted on 08/14/2004 1:56:43 PM PDT by bushinohio
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
It still seems that so few people know about this. If they did, I can't believe that Kerry would have so much support. The press should be all over this story, yet you hardly hear mention of it in the mainstream media. And when they do, they attack the swiftboat vets. I just hope this keeps festering, eventually blows up, and sinks the Kerry campaign!
6 posted on 08/14/2004 1:56:44 PM PDT by bushinohio
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To: Rokke

story going into its 8th day. No campaign ersponse. Well hitlery evaded questions for her whole campaign, maybe qerry can do the same.


7 posted on 08/14/2004 1:58:15 PM PDT by genghis
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8 posted on 08/14/2004 2:00:50 PM PDT by VaBthang4 ("He Who Watches Over Israel Will Neither Slumber Nor Sleep")
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
"George Bush was forced to come forward with the truth about his drinking history and National Guard records..."

I wonder if anyone will ever ask about Kerry's drug use....it was 'done' at the time...his lack of clarity COULD be associated with drug-induced haze...but it will certainly never come up in the MSM.

9 posted on 08/14/2004 2:01:32 PM PDT by Ed_in_NJ
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This will put a smile on your face.

New Video Rocks the Boat for John Kerry -- Vietnam Portrayal Casts Doubts Among Independents

10 posted on 08/14/2004 2:04:25 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Ed_in_NJ

I think his lack of clarity is due to lack of character.


11 posted on 08/14/2004 2:05:18 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
[Four months? I took woodworking shop for four months 29 years ago, but that sure doesn’t mean I’m fit to take Bob Vila’s job.]

Best line from a great post...LOL. This thing has legs but, as another poster said in another thread, what is really required is the right word from Chappaqua and Kerry's dinghy is going down with all hands. Just waiting for the day.....

12 posted on 08/14/2004 2:06:11 PM PDT by T-Bird45
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To: bushinohio
Maybe this is a "tin foil hat" idea, but what if.....if somehow the Clintons were using the Swifties to derail Kerry and make it look like an act of the Vast Right Wing Watchamacallit? Sounds far fetched, but I wonder if the Clintons are suggesting to some of their media friends that this story has legs and that Kerry's strange utterances about Cambodia portend some deed psychological flaw (which of course they do).
13 posted on 08/14/2004 2:07:46 PM PDT by LOC1
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Click the logo to donate to Swift Boat Veterans for Truth

14 posted on 08/14/2004 2:10:53 PM PDT by Chieftain (Support the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth and expose Hanoi John lies!)
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To: bushinohio
It still seems that so few people know about this.
That is such a crock! More and more are hearing about this every day. If there were an image of the Internet on this story it would look like a rampant prairie fire being pushed by a strong wind.
Wait until Monday's spin stories come out. Tuesday ought to be even better

Coming from a newbie, and considerng what you're saying, I'd put on the asbestos drawers if I were you.

15 posted on 08/14/2004 2:11:26 PM PDT by philman_36
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Gee, I hope that Kerry does not become traumatized by Americans looking at him is disgust, just like he caused Americans to look at returning Vietnam Vets in disgust because of his LIES! OH NO, maybe Kerry will become an alcoholic or commit suicide like a lot of Vets did! That would be TERRABLE!NOT!
16 posted on 08/14/2004 2:12:09 PM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Where can I buy a sKerry Secret Mission Hat?

Where can I buy 100?

17 posted on 08/14/2004 2:15:05 PM PDT by There's millions of'em (Hey John sKerry-Heinz, ... SHOW US YOUR HAT.)
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To: Rokke
Where else will it get published?

In the New Yawk Slimes vast archival facility.


18 posted on 08/14/2004 2:16:21 PM PDT by geedee (The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Did he really say "humping" on Townhall?


19 posted on 08/14/2004 2:17:35 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: T-Bird45

(Gary Hershorn/Reuters)
20 posted on 08/14/2004 2:17:45 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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