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Caption: Mama T's Taste Test
The Washington Post ^ | Saturday, August 7, 2004; Page A06 | Michelle Stocker, AP Photo

Posted on 08/07/2004 6:29:38 AM PDT by rabidralph

John at least looks like he's drank beer before. Teresa has poured herself a nice glass of foam. Even the bottle is foamy.

The original caption reads:
Democratic presidential nominee John F. Kerry and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, taste beers from brewmaster Kristopher Kalav, right, in Monroe, Wis.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Wisconsin
KEYWORDS: 2004; beer; brewery; campaign; caption; election; kerry; microbrew; photo; teresa; teresaheinz; wisconsin
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1 posted on 08/07/2004 6:29:39 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: rabidralph

Help! Rabid Chardonnay!


2 posted on 08/07/2004 6:30:38 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
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To: rabidralph

SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP!!!!


3 posted on 08/07/2004 6:30:45 AM PDT by cripplecreek (John kerry the Jim Jones candidate.)
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To: rabidralph

All of the captions I can think of are nasty and inappropriate to post.


4 posted on 08/07/2004 6:31:31 AM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)
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To: Viet-Boat-Rider

Well, then just whisper them in my ear. It's just us, here, on this thread.


5 posted on 08/07/2004 6:33:01 AM PDT by rabidralph (If you can read this tagline, then stop.)
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To: rabidralph

"Well, I guess I can knockback a beer chaser. I've stayed potted on this funky campaign tour for longer than I like, but the scotch helps. Am I wobbling too much when I walk?"


6 posted on 08/07/2004 6:33:15 AM PDT by OpusatFR (Listen here President Bush..You'd better win and win big because if you don't we're toast.)
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To: rabidralph

Hmmm, the other unsettling image in this picture is John Kerry's pants. Teresa and the brewmaster look normal in their jeans. For some reason, John's khakis are always too baggy, as if he is wearing Depends, as someone mentioned on another thread.


7 posted on 08/07/2004 6:35:24 AM PDT by rabidralph (If you can read this tagline, then stop.)
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To: rabidralph

LOVE the sign on the building!


8 posted on 08/07/2004 6:35:57 AM PDT by debg
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Terayza's thinking "How will this mix with the Prozac I'm taking????"


9 posted on 08/07/2004 6:37:18 AM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (CPR for hampsters, nothing for the Unborn!)
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To: debg

LOL! Didn't see that! Good, eye!


10 posted on 08/07/2004 6:37:35 AM PDT by rabidralph (If you can read this tagline, then stop.)
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To: debg

Check your meds Tereeeeza. You may not be able to drink that!!


11 posted on 08/07/2004 6:37:58 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: debg

Is there foam on the tip of Teresa's nose?


12 posted on 08/07/2004 6:38:22 AM PDT by rabidralph (If you can read this tagline, then stop.)
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To: debg
"LOVE the sign on the building!"

Eh?

13 posted on 08/07/2004 6:39:11 AM PDT by knarf (A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
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To: rabidralph
John at least looks like he's drank beer before.

They train us sailors real good at that skill!
14 posted on 08/07/2004 6:39:17 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism)
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To: MadelineZapeezda

You beat me by a few seconds!!


15 posted on 08/07/2004 6:39:39 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: rabidralph

Looks like lady T is getting ready to burp the alphabet.


16 posted on 08/07/2004 6:39:55 AM PDT by steveo (Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
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To: debg

Whatzit say? My eyes see a lot of brown and what appears to be black lettering, but it's lost in the brown.


17 posted on 08/07/2004 6:40:53 AM PDT by knarf (A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
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To: MadelineZapeezda

When,When! will she do something about her HAIR!

Caption.
"Gaaaak, shove this beer!"


18 posted on 08/07/2004 6:41:17 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: rabidralph

Actually, Mamma T's pants are a bit too tight and she has belt loops but isn't wearing a belt. Who's dressing her?


19 posted on 08/07/2004 6:41:44 AM PDT by Mercat
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I don't like Kerry any better than you do, Ralph, but I'm near 60 and skinny, and I wear pleated khakis, and that's the way mine look too. It's just age and gravity.


20 posted on 08/07/2004 6:42:12 AM PDT by MoralSense
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