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Caption John Kerry and his not too proud ventriloquist doll
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Posted on 08/06/2004 9:15:01 PM PDT by lowbridge



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bo; bodyodor; caption; kerry; puppet; raiseyourlefthand; skerry; teresa; unfit; wintersoldierdotcom
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To: Texas Eagle

You probably already know, but if you go to wearyellow.com. for a buck, you can get a yellow bracelet. I think it's to fight cancer, and it's connected to Lance Armstrong. The latest fad in celebrity fundraising for a good cause. Kerry had cancer, but we can't see his medical records. He's on vacation three weeks out of four, but we can't see his medical records. It would be nice if the American public didn't have to trust this man...who, let's not forget, can't tell us even one of his many wonderful plans for the universe until he gets elected President. A 'more sensitive war on terror'? War is where you break things and kill people. Period. How stupid does he think we are? How stupid is the MSM to go along with this nonsense? Is Kerry actually brain dead? I'd like to be a fly on the wall at Kerry headquarters and get the real lowdown on whatever they're putting in that koolaid.


41 posted on 08/06/2004 11:13:40 PM PDT by hershey
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To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment
"If I were reading to schoolkids on September 11 and my top aide told me America Is Under Attack, I would have grabbed the teacher LIKE THIS! Then I would have screamed at the kids NOBODY MOVE OR THE OLD HAG GETS IT!!!! Backing away from the room, I would have shot all the livestock and torched the school with my zippo lighter. Afterwards, I would put in for a Silver Star, Purple Heart and Distinquished Cross."

LOL, now that's a great caption!

LBT

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42 posted on 08/06/2004 11:28:24 PM PDT by LiberalBassTurds (Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets.")
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To: lowbridge

"Raise your hand"
"Raise your hand if your Sure."

"Strong enough for a man, but made for a democrat.


43 posted on 08/06/2004 11:35:56 PM PDT by Mike1973
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To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment

That is funny. I am going to have to send that to my non-freep friends.


44 posted on 08/06/2004 11:37:49 PM PDT by Mike1973
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To: Texas Eagle
I can hardly wait to find out what those things symbolize.

They have matching ID bracelets, in case they get separated. Kerry doesn't want his meal ticket to get away from him. If I had a billion dollar baby I'd wear matching wrist bands too. LOL! I would NOT want to lose him. :-)

45 posted on 08/07/2004 12:37:14 AM PDT by NRA2BFree (Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.)
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To: LouisWu

She's got bruises all over that wrist.


46 posted on 08/07/2004 1:45:02 AM PDT by texasflower (in the event of the Rapture, the Bush White House will be unmanned.)
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To: LiberalBassTurds

Please tell me that weird woman didn't say something like that......


47 posted on 08/07/2004 1:48:42 AM PDT by texasflower (in the event of the Rapture, the Bush White House will be unmanned.)
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To: lowbridge

Kerry as the dummy makes sense, but his ventriloquist's no doll...


48 posted on 08/07/2004 7:15:32 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Say Hi, Tereza ....... SHOVE IT!)
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To: texasflower
She's got bruises all over that wrist.

Sure looks like it. The first time I saw that pic I thought he was holding her in place and forcing her to raise her hand!

49 posted on 08/07/2004 7:25:46 AM PDT by Krodg
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig

re post #7:Looks like he's trying to do a vulcan neck pinch, (and/or checking her deodorant).


50 posted on 08/08/2004 2:17:31 PM PDT by Dawgmeister
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