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A Modest Proposal (Vanity)
An idea ^
| 8/6/2003
| Me and this time I am damn proud
Posted on 08/06/2004 6:30:39 PM PDT by freedumb2003
I have a modest proposal that we, as conservatives, from here out and henceforth, refer to the person with a 130-day stint in Indochina as one of the following (and ONLY one of the dollowing):
1) Mr. John Heinz (preferred) 2) Mr. F'ing Heinz (pretty good) 3) JF Heinz (OK) 4) J Fing (good for fast posts)
I propose we, as a group, do not waste keystrokes nor bandwidth with the birthname (which is of no import to the semi-vet) nor do we suggest that his "importance" is anything less than a result of his ability to somehow seduce older rich women who have financed his way to "prominence."
I am tired of saying "by Mr. Heinz I mean John Kerry."
(I really hope we have Samuel Clemens fans out there somewhere).
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: fingkerry; frenchuriancandidate; jeanfrancois; jfk; jfkerry
He has sold his birth name -- we should respect that decision.
To: freedumb2003
I have another name in mind that I think fits him quite well.
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posted on
08/06/2004 6:36:59 PM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: freedumb2003
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posted on
08/06/2004 6:39:41 PM PDT
by
TomServo
("Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker and find out why they call him 'Buzz'...")
To: freedumb2003
(I really hope we have Samuel Clemens fans out there somewhere). How about Jonathan Swift fans? I propose we EAT Mr. Heinz.
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posted on
08/06/2004 6:41:11 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
To: freedumb2003
The Frenchurian Candidate
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posted on
08/06/2004 6:41:17 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
("I served in Viet Nam, and we have better hair"----John F'n Kerry campaign platform)
To: NautiNurse
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posted on
08/06/2004 6:45:43 PM PDT
by
Arpege92
(Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips - tractorman!)
To: Arpege92; All
I am series.
I want us to adopt a single appalachian
For me, at least, from here on out it is "Mr. Heinz"
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posted on
08/06/2004 7:18:23 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
To: freedumb2003
I want us to adopt a single appalachian I'd rather adopt one from the Rocky Mountains.
To: Random Access
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posted on
08/06/2004 8:09:58 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
To: freedumb2003
I disagree. Refusing to use Kerry's name cheapens any argument you might put forward, IMO. The folks over at DU do that with Bush and it tells me more about them than about Bush. Freepers are more original and creative than that.
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