He Said It! (More Sensitive War On Terror)

Republican National Committee ^ | August 5, 2004

[RWR8189]

"I believe I can fight a more effective, more thoughtful, more strategic, more proactive, more sensitive war on terror that reaches out to other nations and brings them to our side and lives up to American values in history." (Sen. John Kerry, Remarks At The UNITY 2004 Conference, Washington, D.C., 8/5/04)

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[Petronski]

Just WTF is a sensitive war, let alone a more sensitive war? LOL

[Petronski]

Just damn.

[wideawake]

The War on Terror should also come with free towels and more heart-healthy lycopene, too.

[Thane_Banquo]

Good idea. Last thing we'd want to do is offend the Muslim radicals who are trying to kill every single one of us. Think of what could happen if we hurt their little feelings!

[Prime Choice]

And here's how Kerry will carry on this "sensitive" war on terror...

[BlueLancer]

"Just WTF is a sensitive war, let alone a more sensitive war?"

[TomGuy]

a more effective, more thoughtful, more strategic, more proactive, more sensitive war

Just whatever you want to hear, listen long enough and Kerry will say it.

Details?

After the election, Kerry will give details. Right now, he's too busy between windsurfing, bowling, snowboarding, bus-tripping, Convention, etc., to worry about details.

[Petronski]

John Kerry's War on Terror will leave a delicious imported Belgian Chocolate Truffle on your pillow at night.


John Kerry's War on Terror moisturizes and rejuvenates with aloe vera and organic phospholipids.

[SE Mom]

Words fail me...

[Sacajaweau]

Maybe HE believes it but we don't.

But his kids believe saving the hamster was a measure of his character. He probably tripped on the dog chain (we know how graceful he is) and then BLAMED THE DOG!! Bwahahahahaha

[RedEyeJack]

The way Kerry has been talking lately sounds like he is having short term memory problems... He needs a test for Altheimer's before the election.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here's what he said about Nam.

First Down Kerry




This is how I flew above, the jungles there in Nam.
I held the skid and fired my gun, bam bam bam bam bam.
We approached the landing zone, I was the first man down.
“First Down Kerry”, I was called, Air Cav had come to town.
I designed the Huey, the Cobra, the Jolly Green.
Still I went to fight VC, I was a lean machine.
Swift boats, choppers, bombers too, ah yes I did it all.
For four months I was busy, but still I took the call.
I served with honor, brave, and true, saved so many men.
Viet Nam is safer now, I would go back again.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/5/2004

[Old Sarge]

Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot, Senator???

[Petronski]

John Kerry's War on Terror combines a sublime and silky-smooth Key Lime mousse with a light, crispy filo dough crust and a layer of meringue three miles high!

[martin_fierro]

"Sense this!"

[dirtboy]

Just what we need - a kinder, gentler terrorism response. Maybe we should just make al Qaeda thugs stand in the corner or go to bed without their ice cream. And absolutely NO SPANKING!

[counterpunch]

 
 
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[HenryLeeII]

After the election, Kerry will give details. Right now, he's too busy between windsurfing, bowling, snowboarding, bus-tripping, Convention, etc., to worry about details.

And don't forget appeasing the peasants by throwing corn at them from his bus window!

[wideawake]

Will you be requiring dry-cleaning services or restaurant recommendations during your War on Terror?

Our complimentary 24 hour antiterror concierge service is trained to promptly cater to your every need.

The War on Terror, as always, is against animal testing.