Posted on 08/04/2004 9:59:49 AM PDT by EggsAckley
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ROFL!!Now for some serious news:
"Mama T" took the stage Wednesday. (was treated like a rock star at the gay and lesbian caucus)
The perfect caption: "I LOVE TO IOWA CORNHUSKER FOOTBALL!"
Long, pointy, green ears...hey these might be Spock's ears!
I don't know how to copy and post pictures, but go check out that new photo Shermy posted on Post #45. TerRAYsah looks like a human version of Shrek's girlfriend when night falls. No kidding.
"---and here! have a complimentary pod. Put it in your basement and overnight...you'll be a Kerry voter!"
It's even better! This photo was taken in Wisconsin, the D.airy state, not Iowa, the Cornhusker state.
http://news.bostonherald.com/election/view.bg?articleid=38473
I guess Kerry supports cornhuskers in Wisconsin.
Hey John, there's a Gargoyle looking over your shoulder!
9:15 a.m. CDT - Sen. John F. Kerry [related, bio] takes a 25-minute bike ride in Milwaukee, where he held a rally the night before.
Leaving the hotel, he is accompanied on his ride by two Secret Service bikers, two Secret Service SUVs, about a dozen motorcycle cops and a few police cars with sirens blaring.
1 p.m. - At a town-hall event in Beloit, Wis., a woman tells Kerry her husband proposed to her in Rio de Janeiro, where the senator met his wife, and asks to speak to Teresa Heinz Kerry in Portuguese.
The two women speak briefly as the crowd listens, then Kerry asks his wife to explain what they said.
Heinz Kerry jokes that she isn't getting paid to be a translator, but that the woman thanked her for mentioning the Portuguese and Brazilian people in her Boston convention speech.
4 p.m. - The Kerry bus tour stops in Monroe, Wis., for stops at a cheese store and tavern and then a tour of the Huber Brewery.
Kerry gets some chili, Heinz Kerry has a cheese sandwich and buys some cheese on the way out. They step outside and chat with the brewmaster, then both have some beer - but no more cheese.
6 p.m. - The bus tour rolls along rural roads throughout southern Wisconsin as people watch from their front porches or gather to wave from the sidewalks of small towns.
At one point, Kerry sticks his head out the bus window and inexplicably holds out two ears of corn.
In Cuba City, known as the city of presidents, Kerry poses in front of the bright red Presidential Caboose, which bears the likeness of Ulysses S. Grant.
Hmmm, the symbolism of holding the cobs both ways in interesting in more ways than one.
haha! He's pretty corny alright !!
Quote verbatim from the article:
At one point, Kerry sticks his head out the bus window and inexplicably holds out two ears of corn.
LOL
Finally a pair of ears to fit that long face.
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