Posted on 08/04/2004 9:59:49 AM PDT by EggsAckley
If her heinous Mama T doesn't know what Chili is, what is the chance this dork even knows what he is holding? I am sure he thinks corn comes from a can and chocolate milk comes from the black cows..
"You got a perrrrty mouth on ya."
Mr. Ed is now working at the take-out window of a horse fast food restaurant.
Drudge just changed to your Caption!!! "Lend me your ears"
Let them eat corn?
LOL!
Let them eat cornbread.
1. Johnny Goes to Switzerland
2. Johnny's Little Tractor Ride
3. The Blue Bunny
4. The Deer Hunter: Belly style
5. The Great Hamster Rescue
6. Farmer John and His Cornfield
LOL!!
I laughed so hard. I actually snorted!! Maybe it was a hog call!!
Agriculture 101.
Note the pronounced furrows, and of course, the hoe.
"I can't believe I have to ride a bus and listen to my dorky husband pretend to like a bunch of people who eat that stuff they call chili"
They must be reading FR!!
Nice, but not as good as the Oompa Loompa pic. from NASA.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?
You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I heard him, I was wondering how long it would take before it showed up here....lol.
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