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Kerry Sticks Finger In Marine's Chest -- NOT!
Here's the Proof
Mullings ^
| August 3. 2004
Posted on 08/03/2004 5:29:37 PM PDT by bimboeruption
The question is: "Is Kerry sticking his bony, well-manicured, girly, index finger in the chest of the Marine pictured here?"
The answer is "No."
After optimizing the pic with Photoshop and Image Optimizer, what looks like Kerry's finger is actually the top piece of a wooden frame that holds a mirror and is attached to the window.
There is another mirror just like it behind the Marine, to the right of his elbow.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
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To: visualops
161
posted on
08/03/2004 6:24:22 PM PDT
by
Nataku X
(Your average liberal FEELS that Bush must be a liar... therefore it's an undeniable fact!)
To: bimboeruption
Thanks for proving what I thought all along. I can clearly see from your picture that Kerry's finger was actually TOUCHING that Marine.
162
posted on
08/03/2004 6:24:52 PM PDT
by
kitkat
("The democrats would rather win the WH than the war." - Tom DeLay))
To: Bluntpoint
That's not Bush's finger on the binoculars, it's a picture frame.
As for Kerry's Uma-Thurman-In-Even-Cowgirls-Get-The-Blues-Long finger?
It's Bush's fault/Haliburton/where are the WMDs?
PS It'll be Bush 54%. :)
To: Indy Pendance
It's not a finger. Kerry's index finger is bent backward. You can clearly see his fingernail.
To: visualops
Do you think you could post your enlargement right next to the bimbo's? I suspect that hers is doctored to make it look like a finger is pointing to the camera. Thanks.
165
posted on
08/03/2004 6:25:58 PM PDT
by
AQGeiger
(Have you hugged your soldier today?)
To: Sir Gawain
Cropped, blown up 400%, color saturation +50, contrast +50.
It's a finger.
166
posted on
08/03/2004 6:26:20 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Edwards threatening al Qaida is like Pee Wee Herman threatening Luca Brazzi.)
To: bimboeruption
167
posted on
08/03/2004 6:26:42 PM PDT
by
DaiHuy
(MUST HAVE JUST BEEN BORN THAT WAY...)
To: Darkwolf377
As for Kerry's Uma-Thurman-In-Even-Cowgirls-Get-The-Blues-Long finger? Best arcane reference of the thread, by far.
To: Bluntpoint
You're the first person in six years to accuse me of being a troll. Where do I send the prize?
To: Petronski
To: Sir Gawain; All
Ok... I'll play along... why not. It's been posted before, but I'll post it again.
To: Michael Barnes
One finger was probably up Kerry's ass when he took that sliver in the buttocks while earning one of those purple hearts. They were able to save his anus, but not the finger.
172
posted on
08/03/2004 6:28:24 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Planes, trains, automobiles, busses or bicycles-you just can't get there from here, John.)
To: bimboeruption
[tongue in cheek]
It's apparent that Clintonian methods are being employed. Kerry supporters are "hiding the truth in plain sight."
Some pro-Kerry news employee knew it would look bad if Kerry were rudely pointing his finger,(as Teresa had (undeniably) recently rudely pointed her).
So, when his boss told him to use the picture, the Kerryite decided to use Photoshop to elongate the finger in the picture.
The Kerryite knew the altered picture would be questioned.
173
posted on
08/03/2004 6:28:47 PM PDT
by
syriacus
(Daschle on National Missile Defense debate -- "THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE." June 8, 2001)
To: Dog Gone
How tall is Kerry, anyway?
His hands look as big as mine, and I'm 6'3" with some pretty long fingers.
Not as long as your legs, though.
To: Bluntpoint
175
posted on
08/03/2004 6:29:13 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Edwards threatening al Qaida is like Pee Wee Herman threatening Luca Brazzi.)
To: Petronski
Yeah a wooden finger. What's that discoloration then? That's his real finger overlapping the frame. Duh.
To: Sir Gawain
177
posted on
08/03/2004 6:31:17 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Edwards threatening al Qaida is like Pee Wee Herman threatening Luca Brazzi.)
To: Petronski
Sigh. Don't worry about it. You're right. Kerry has a 9 inch finger. :-/
To: Constitution Day
Kerry is 6'4" but he has pronounced elongated body features. His face, his arms, and his hands all are in the upper percentiles of length for a man of his size.
Maybe we now have a clue why he is able to marry rich women....
To: Sir Gawain
Are you sure?......
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