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John Kerry, 'King' of a Sinking Ship
NewsMax ^
| 8/3/04
| Carl Limbacher
Posted on 08/03/2004 1:36:45 PM PDT by wagglebee
Sen. John "Bunny Suit" Kerry has a Dukakis-like knack for unfortunate photo opportunities.
Did you see the footage of him crossing Lake Michigan on a ferry and imitating know-nothing Democrat activist Leonardo DiCaprio in the "I'm the king of the world" moment from "Titanic"?
Fox News Channel newscaster Carl Cameron this morning made a quick observation on whether it was advisable to recreate a scene from the world's most famous doomed ship.
Senator, just because you're treading water and starting to sink doesn't mean ... oh, maybe it does.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: jumpedtheshark; kerry; kerryphotoop; kerryphotoops; photoop; ship; titanic
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If this f'ing moron didn't have a chance at being POTUS, it would really be hilarious how dumb he is.
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posted on
08/03/2004 1:36:46 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
To: wagglebee
I look forward to the mine field of icebergs the Reps are about to scatter across his path.
To: wagglebee
"If this boat sinks, at least I can dog paddle..."
3
posted on
08/03/2004 1:42:51 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: wagglebee
If this f'ing moron didn't have a chance at being POTUS, it would really be hilarious how dumb he is. Unless every one of us gets the truth out about this guy and then votes, he WILL be the next president.
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posted on
08/03/2004 1:43:38 PM PDT
by
pabianice
To: wagglebee
You
REALLY have to wonder does Senator Kerry knows that
ANY gaffe will reported on 24-hour news channels and the Internet--sometimes in a matter of
seconds?
To: wagglebee
"Vrrrm vrrrrrrrm... I'm gonna 'jump the shark'!"
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posted on
08/03/2004 1:49:10 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: wagglebee
If this f'ing moron didn't have a chance at being POTUS, it would really be hilarious how dumb he is. IMO, relax & enjoy the show.
After last week I am completely & utterly convinced. Kerry is doomed.
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posted on
08/03/2004 1:52:16 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: weegee
"Hey, guys, watch me dance!"
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posted on
08/03/2004 1:53:29 PM PDT
by
AQGeiger
(Have you hugged your soldier today?)
To: skeeter
I'm certain Kerry is going to lose, but I will feel a lot better three months from today when its over.
9
posted on
08/03/2004 1:55:53 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
(Benedict Arnold was for American independence before he was against it.)
To: AQGeiger
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posted on
08/03/2004 1:56:31 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: wagglebee
Just remember that the media was rooting for Dukakis too. They have just made their choice much more obvious this campaign.
A couple things are different now over 1988:
- Many more people are on the internet now, I was using it in college back in 1988 but it wasn't a significant media source.
- We have talk radio to spread the word to those who are put out with the alphabet networks but who aren't news junkies enough to go online.
- The Democrats have a serious "knock and drag" campaign to bring people to the polls.
This election will all be decided on who brings more people to the polls. The Democrat faithful may not pull a switch for Kerry, some undecideds may stay home altogether, the knock and drag and anybody but Bush crowd WILL get to the polls (and possibly vote multiple times, for real).
We have to motivate the base. If nothing else, just to tune in and see Katie Couric crying on election night AGAIN and Dan Ratherbiased turn somber and get choked up when it comes time to announce the winner.
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posted on
08/03/2004 2:01:43 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: weegee
How un-PC of him not to wear a helmet.
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posted on
08/03/2004 2:05:10 PM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: brewcrew
With all the hair spray on his hair he don't need no steekin helmet.
13
posted on
08/03/2004 2:11:50 PM PDT
by
el_texicano
(Liberals are the real Mind-Numbed Robots - No Brains, No Guts, No Character...Just hate)
To: skeeter
right on....Rush put it best...the Clinton phasers
have been switched from stun to kill!
To: brewcrew
Helmut!
Hell, that would squash his "big hair" look...
His hair weighs more than his loyalty to America.
Semper Fi
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posted on
08/03/2004 2:14:30 PM PDT
by
river rat
(You may turn the other cheek...But I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
To: wagglebee
The Right Stuff versus The Wrong Stuff 
Any Questions?
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posted on
08/03/2004 2:19:32 PM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Franchurian Candidate, al Kerry said in his convention speech "Judge me by my record"...)
To: weegee
- Many more people are on the internet now, I was using it in college back in 1988 but it wasn't a significant media source.What, your Usenet feed didn't have Clarinet? ;)
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posted on
08/03/2004 2:21:54 PM PDT
by
Dont Mention the War
(we use the ¡°ml maximize¡± command in Stata to obtain estimates of each aj , bj, and cm.)
To: weegee
Ugh...what's going on in his pants? Viagra flashback???
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posted on
08/03/2004 2:22:54 PM PDT
by
E=MC<sup>2</sup>
(Vote demonrat: all those communists, dictators and terrorists can't be wrong.)
To: E=MC<sup>2</sup>
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posted on
08/03/2004 2:24:03 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: river rat
His hair weighs more than his loyalty to America.Reminds me of that SNL skit a few years ago, where an audience member asked John Goodman (dressed as a referee), "Is it dog excrement that exists in the place where your soul used to be?" LOL!
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posted on
08/03/2004 2:26:23 PM PDT
by
brewcrew
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