Posted on 08/03/2004 10:54:56 AM PDT by Pikamax
If it walks like a moron, throws balls like a moron, dresses like a moron, poses for pictures like a moron and talks like a moron.... Well I guess that means he's the perfect DEMOCRAT candidate for the President of the United States!
"In the past 7 days Kerry has gotten into more gaffes then I've seen in 40 years of watching national elections."
He and T Rex must have the top DNC rats in an absolute panic by now.
Sign me - former member of the Marching Illini (another Big 10 school)
Please, oh please, let the MI GOP get this into some local ads. The electorate knowing that the man can't take the time to learn "Wolverines" (heck, I'd have expected at least "Spartans" considering Mikey Moore's current ensemble) might cost him some Detroit union-type votes if we're lucky.
How many days of work can he go before needing a vacation, anyway?! No way he'll make the whole election campaign nonstop, much less handle his day job (you know, that whole "Senator" thing).
5 Legislative Days Left Until The AWB Expires
I'm certain there is a video, as there are dozens of news agencies covering Kerry's every move.
However, we're about as likely to see this clip as we are in seeing the Whoopie curse-fest.
I was actually for the Buckeyes before I was against them!
John sKerry, walk-on to the Ohio State Buckeyes training camp, gets bumped from the team for flubbing a pass.
Of all states to make this mistake in. The Michigan/Ohio State rivalry is perhaps the bitterest in all of college football!
This person is a worm! And his wife is a crow!
Whether your football cry is GO BLUE or GO BUCKS, it's easy to see that Kerry is engaging in naked pandering: Whatever the current audience wants to hear. No one buys it, not even Democrats.
"Folks, it's really great to be here in Oklahoma. And let me be the first to say 'hook 'em horns!'"
If this was PRESIDENT BUSH, the liberal media would show
it on tape over and over and over to be sure Leno and
Letterman had it for tonight's jokes.
I rooted for Ohio State until I rooted against them for Michigan.
Mr. Kerry since you are such a football fan, who are you planning to root for in the Michigan-Ohio State matchup this fall? Oh heck, why don't you pick your favorite in all the Big Ten games, that will help you get elected for sure and make all the Big Ten fans happy.
Also tell us how many home runs you think each team will get, and who will have the best goalie?
Maybe. Maybe not.
Hah. That's almost as good as "I actually voted for the 87 billion before I voted against it". It would be great if that recent statement was recorded. And if so, I wonder if President Bush can use this sound bite in a campaign ad?
What a bozo. It goes to prove he only says what he thinks the crowd wants to hear. He has no core values and has no direction. He also has no idea what he is doing or even where he is from one minute to the next.
This from the dork that crawls on his belly while deer hunting. I bet he takes his shoe off to catch a pass.
"Perhaps a favorite Great Lake yacht racer?"
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