How many days of work can he go before needing a vacation, anyway?! No way he'll make the whole election campaign nonstop, much less handle his day job (you know, that whole "Senator" thing).
5 Legislative Days Left Until The AWB Expires
How many days of work can he go before needing a vacation, anyway?! No way he'll make the whole election campaign nonstop, much less handle his day job (you know, that whole "Senator" thing).
5 Legislative Days Left Until The AWB Expires
IN SURPRISE MOVE, PRESIDENT KERRY QUITS
Tells stunned nation in brief radio address, "Been there, done that, got the super 8 footage - I'm outta here!"
Washington, DC - May 20, 2005
Just four months and twelve days into his term of office, President John F. Kerry has handed his resignation to Secretary of State Ben Affleck, and left the capital to return to his family home in Boston. New President John Edwards was sworn in during a hasty ceremony in the White House today, and pledged to "finish the job John Kerry has so bravely begun."
Thus ended one of the briefest Presidential reigns in the nation's history, so plagued by mishaps - a fall from his snowboard, a twisted ankle in a Rose Garden touch football game - that the President quipped he should get "three more Purple Hearts"...
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