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Alexandra Kerry: Dad Gave Hamster CPR
NewsMax .com ^ | 7/30/04 | Carl Limbacher

Posted on 07/29/2004 9:33:18 PM PDT by kattracks

Would-be first daughter Alexandra Kerry revealed Thursday night that her father's habit of saving men overboard didn't end with his Swift Boat rescue of fellow Vietnam veteran Jim Rassman.

In a bizarre recollection, Alexandra told the Democratic Convention crowd how the family waited dockside one summer day to embark on a trip, when the cage housing her sister's hamster "Licorice" tumbled into the drink. "My dad jumped in, grabbed an oar, fished the cage from the water, hunched over the soggy hamster and began to administer CPR," the Kerry daughter told the audience. "There are still to this day some reports of mouth-to-mouth, but I admit it's probably a trick of memory."

Actually, the textbook definition of CPR is mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, though what techniques may be appropriate for hamster rescue is anybody's guess.

Too bad Sen. Kerry didn't have his trusty 8mm camera along to reenact his hamster heroism for posterity.



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dncconvention; hamsterhero; hamstersavior; kerry
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To: wai-ming
"Did the Hamster live?"

Yes, but she added that the Hamster was never "quite right" after Kerry saved him.

That is the real moral to this story.

sw

101 posted on 07/30/2004 7:08:19 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: Petronski
Zen Master Hamster, ahhhh the obstacle is Kerrys path. Support bacteria, it's the only culture liberals have.
102 posted on 07/30/2004 7:12:54 AM PDT by SunnySide
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To: kattracks
I can't say anything to this -- I gave my daughter's hamster "CPR" in a heroic attempt to save it's life. The cat had gotten into her room (what daddy keep my door closed) and used the Hamster for batting practice.

In an attempt to calm a sobbing 9 year old I attempted to bring the poor little fellow back to life.

The amazing thing is, the little guy did twitch back to life, even though my attempt was purely for show. To this day my daughter (now 21) believes that Daddy saved her hamster's life.

103 posted on 07/30/2004 7:16:19 AM PDT by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: kattracks

104 posted on 07/30/2004 9:22:53 AM PDT by Area Freeper (PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!)
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To: kattracks
I wouldn't believe this but, I just heard Rush talk about this and run the tape of Kerry's daughter telling the story... then Rush played the 'Mighty Mouse" theme -"Here I come to save the day..."

Hilarious

105 posted on 07/30/2004 9:27:53 AM PDT by muleskinner
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To: kattracks
QUICK, NURSE!!! CALL JOHN KERRY!!! WE'RE LOSIN' HIM!!!

(from an earlier post of mine)

106 posted on 07/30/2004 9:30:02 AM PDT by Undertow ("I have found some kind of temporary sanity...")
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To: kattracks

To think my dad felt so bad when he accidently squashed a hamster when it ran under the television. Now if he had only given it CPR, it probably would have been okay. LOL!


107 posted on 07/30/2004 9:34:59 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: Toespi

I'm with you. This story is a load of crap. It smells " a little fishy."

;o)


108 posted on 07/30/2004 9:37:46 AM PDT by N8VTXNinWV
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To: SunnySide

LOL!


109 posted on 07/30/2004 9:38:31 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: kattracks

..."Did my sister tell you the hamster story?" Alex asks. When the girls were young and at the shore, their March 11, 2004
'We are out there as a team'
With different styles, John Kerry's daughters take his message to young voters

Boston Globe

By Bella English

..."incredibly overzealous golden retriever" knocked their hamster cage off the dock. Down into the depths went the cage, with Licorice the hamster inside. Their father jumped into a rowboat and fished the cage out of the water with an oar. "I have a very distinctive image of my father trying to resuscitate the hamster," Alex says, laughing. "He put his finger on its [chest] and revived him. Licorice came back to life, but he didn't function the same way as before the swim." ...

http://www.johnkerry.com/pressroom/news/news_2004_0311c.html


110 posted on 07/30/2004 9:43:04 AM PDT by maggief
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To: kattracks

Mouth to mouth with a hamster....what if it were a gerbil?


111 posted on 07/30/2004 9:45:15 AM PDT by wtc911 (6 Flags Dancing Guy is Urkel.....wanna bet?)
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To: maggiefluffs

OOOPS!

March 11, 2004
'We are out there as a team'
With different styles, John Kerry's daughters take his message to young voters

Boston Globe

By Bella English

..."Did my sister tell you the hamster story?" Alex asks. When the girls were young and at the shore, their "incredibly overzealous golden retriever" knocked their hamster cage off the dock. Down into the depths went the cage, with Licorice the hamster inside. Their father jumped into a rowboat and fished the cage out of the water with an oar. "I have a very distinctive image of my father trying to resuscitate the hamster," Alex says, laughing. "He put his finger on its [chest] and revived him. Licorice came back to life, but he didn't function the same way as before the swim."...


http://www.johnkerry.com/pressroom/news/news_2004_0311c.html


112 posted on 07/30/2004 9:46:40 AM PDT by maggief
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To: kattracks

It's ashame Ted Kennedy didn't do the same to Mary Jo.


113 posted on 07/30/2004 9:49:22 AM PDT by cajunman
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To: krb

1) Never did go for the saggy look.

2) Prefer the 'road less traveled'.

But you are welcome to a different opinion. Just remember - no soldier goes into battle without his helmet. And some hotels will rent by the hour...suspect Alexandra knows their locations.


114 posted on 07/30/2004 9:52:14 AM PDT by Mr Rogers
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To: cajunman

115 posted on 07/30/2004 9:58:06 AM PDT by petercooper (In the end, Democrats are just a bunch of jackasses.)
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To: kattracks
"Thanks for the memories,
I needed help and you were there,
after some clown dropped me off a dock,
Thanks to Lurch for the smooch of life,
Good thing I wasn't a babyeeeeeeee!!!!.


116 posted on 07/30/2004 9:59:08 AM PDT by HighWheeler ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." Plato)
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To: muleskinner

Rush had me laughing out loud today while i was working out. Not just with the Mighty Mouse theme, but he also said something about how of course Ted Kennedy would have dove into the water too to save the hamster.


117 posted on 07/30/2004 10:46:53 AM PDT by EireCane
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To: maggiefluffs

This story gets more colorful the more it's told, just like his Viet Nam record. Below an excerpt from today's NYT and an older story from the Dallas Morning News. Compare both to the 3/11/04 Boston Globe version. First account says he "grabbed an oar", next account he "jumped into a rowboat", and now the NYTimes state "The man known for pulling a drowning soldier from the Mekong River in the Vietnam War had also dived off a dock to save a hamster."

...The man known for pulling a drowning soldier from the Mekong River in the Vietnam War had also dived off a dock to save a hamster named Licorice from what the elder sister, Alexandra, called "a watery doom," even administering CPR. ...

http://nytimes.com/2004/07/30/politics/campaign/30scene.html



Can Kerry cut it in cult of personality?

Liability or asset, Democratic hopeful's cool demeanor critical in race, analysts say

09:02 AM CST on Monday, February 23, 2004

By TODD J. GILLMAN / The Dallas Morning News

...Long before Mr. Kerry ran for president, his daughter Vanessa, 6 or 7 at the time, took her pet rodent on a family vacation that also involved a boat and a big dog. When they pulled into dock, the dog got so excited that its tail knocked the hamster cage overboard. That's when dad – decorated with a Silver Star for dragging a Green Beret out of a river – sprung into action, grabbing an oar and fishing Licorice out.

"He literally managed to do CPR on this hamster and bring him back to life," Ms. Kerry recalled.

"And seeing him do mouth-to-mouth on the hamster ..., " said older sister Alexandra.

"He did not do mouth-to-mouth, he did heart compressions!" Vanessa said. The third-year medical student could barely control her laughter.

The ending, alas, is unhappy. Back home in his cage, Alexandra said, Licorice "would sit on the wheel for hours and hours." ...

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/politics/national/stories/022304dnpollicorice.20f43.html


118 posted on 07/30/2004 11:09:18 AM PDT by maggief
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To: Mr Rogers
But you are welcome to a different opinion. Just remember - no soldier goes into battle without his helmet. And some hotels will rent by the hour...suspect Alexandra knows their locations.

Hehehehehe....I like hanging out with friends who aren't attracted to the women who attract me...they make better wingmen!

119 posted on 07/30/2004 2:36:32 PM PDT by krb
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To: EireCane
Unreported about this incident was that Kennedy was with the Kerry's on this outing, and actually beat JF'nK diving into the water -- of course, Teddy thought they said that the liquor went into the drink...
120 posted on 07/30/2004 5:06:18 PM PDT by mikrofon (Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy)
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