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KERRY READY FOR LIFT-OFF
DRUDGE/REUTERS PHOTO/WILLIE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY ^ | 7/27/04 | marktuoni

Posted on 07/27/2004 5:30:49 AM PDT by marktuoni



Come on! Which one is running for President and which one is running the Chocolate Factory?


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerry; oompaloompa

1 posted on 07/27/2004 5:30:49 AM PDT by marktuoni
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To: marktuoni

Kerry looks like a condom with a hole in it. What a geek / dork.


2 posted on 07/27/2004 5:32:51 AM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider
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To: marktuoni

Safer at home... respected in the world.

3 posted on 07/27/2004 5:33:45 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
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To: marktuoni

Let me wind up my size 11 Reg combat boot and I'll kick him so hard in the a$$ that he'll be wearing Edward's butt for a hat. Team Kerry/Leftwards isn't worth a cup of fool's gold.


4 posted on 07/27/2004 5:34:16 AM PDT by gunnygail (Carter, Clinton, Clinton, Pelosi...they put the CCCP back in Socialism!)
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To: marktuoni

Funniest post last night on thread about this picture:

"Oompa Loopma doobity-doo
I've got a photo-op for you
Oompa Loompa doobity-dee
If you are wise, you won't vote for me!"



19 posted on 07/26/2004 1:51:31 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow (How's my posting? Call 1-800-FREEPER)


5 posted on 07/27/2004 5:34:51 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: marktuoni

This really is a picture of Kerry emerging from his "TOTAL BODY BOTOX" machine that Taarreezzaaa purchased for him.
He had to get buffed up for his big week in Boston.


6 posted on 07/27/2004 5:37:45 AM PDT by lonerepubinma
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To: marktuoni

LOL! I saw it on another thread and thought, "The world's tallest Oompa Loompa"!


7 posted on 07/27/2004 5:41:30 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: marktuoni
I think he looks like the sperm from Woody Allen's "Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask."


8 posted on 07/27/2004 5:43:29 AM PDT by SpinyNorman (Kerry: "Taking America Back!" (...to the economic malaise of the Carter administration))
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To: marktuoni

 
 
Click HERE for

The Kerry/Edwards Files
-at-
The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection

9 posted on 07/27/2004 5:53:38 AM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: marktuoni


Wanting to be "The Health Care President" John Kerry enacts a colonoscopy to promote screening.
10 posted on 07/27/2004 6:02:03 AM PDT by j_k_l
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To: marktuoni

Note: it's the gay teletubbie his head is on.

11 posted on 07/27/2004 6:04:13 AM PDT by Brett66 (http://www.scifiartposters.com)
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