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KERRY READY FOR LIFT-OFF
DRUDGE/REUTERS PHOTO/WILLIE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY ^
| 7/27/04
| marktuoni
Posted on 07/27/2004 5:30:49 AM PDT by marktuoni
Come on! Which one is running for President and which one is running the Chocolate Factory?
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerry; oompaloompa
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posted on
07/27/2004 5:30:49 AM PDT
by
marktuoni
To: marktuoni
Kerry looks like a condom with a hole in it. What a geek / dork.
To: marktuoni
Safer at home... respected in the world.
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posted on
07/27/2004 5:33:45 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
To: marktuoni
Let me wind up my size 11 Reg combat boot and I'll kick him so hard in the a$$ that he'll be wearing Edward's butt for a hat. Team Kerry/Leftwards isn't worth a cup of fool's gold.
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posted on
07/27/2004 5:34:16 AM PDT
by
gunnygail
(Carter, Clinton, Clinton, Pelosi...they put the CCCP back in Socialism!)
To: marktuoni
Funniest post last night on thread about this picture:
"Oompa Loopma doobity-doo
I've got a photo-op for you
Oompa Loompa doobity-dee
If you are wise, you won't vote for me!"
19 posted on 07/26/2004 1:51:31 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow (How's my posting? Call 1-800-FREEPER)
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posted on
07/27/2004 5:34:51 AM PDT
by
dawn53
To: marktuoni
This really is a picture of Kerry emerging from his "TOTAL BODY BOTOX" machine that Taarreezzaaa purchased for him.
He had to get buffed up for his big week in Boston.
To: marktuoni
LOL! I saw it on another thread and thought, "The world's tallest Oompa Loompa"!
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posted on
07/27/2004 5:41:30 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: marktuoni
I think he looks like the sperm from Woody Allen's "Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask."
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posted on
07/27/2004 5:43:29 AM PDT
by
SpinyNorman
(Kerry: "Taking America Back!" (...to the economic malaise of the Carter administration))
To: marktuoni
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posted on
07/27/2004 5:53:38 AM PDT
by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
To: marktuoni
Wanting to be "The Health Care President" John Kerry enacts a colonoscopy to promote screening.
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posted on
07/27/2004 6:02:03 AM PDT
by
j_k_l
To: marktuoni
Note: it's the gay teletubbie his head is on.
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posted on
07/27/2004 6:04:13 AM PDT
by
Brett66
(http://www.scifiartposters.com)
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