Posted on 07/24/2004 2:58:27 PM PDT by Cracker72
Did you have to buy it dinner and a few drinks first?
:-)
That reminds me of a verrrrry old joke:
My uncle was raising chickens and realized that he would soon need to replace his aging rooster. When the new rooster arrived on the scene, he and the older rooster had a conversation that went something like this:
Older rooster: OK, young'un. We both know there can only be one rooster here. Let's race twice around the coop to see who's really the better rooster and he can stay.
Younger rooster: Fine. As old as you are, I'm sure to beat you.
Older rooster: Well, in that case, how about giving me a ten foot head start?
The younger rooster agrees and they start the race. Halfway through the race, just as the younger rooster is catching up with the older one, my uncle sees them and shoots the younger one. "Darn it," he says, "that's the third gay rooster I've gotten in a row."
I caught my bulldog listening to Broadway show tunes.
hehehe he didn't that much encouragement ;-)
LOL
Well, I guess we know which species will be extinct. The ones that don't reproduce.
Well, I suppose if somebody has enough time to sit on the porch and watch the dogs f**k, they might want to debate someone about it.
I wonder how long they had to search (the question being, 'What percentage, outside of anecdotal observation, is really homosexual?')
This ain't science, folks. It's voyeurism...
But humans supposedly evolved from something - no? I'm surprised we made it at all...
Have you seen some of the stuff humans do?
I know liberals who suffer from PTPD (post traumatic poddle disorder) who would find that picture terribly...poddle (hey, you spend 4 hours in the VFW drinking Bud Light, and come home to a photo like this- what were you thinking, for crying out loud...) :)
Was it the pink boa that got to you?
Or was it the puppy dog eyes?
"Homosexual Activity Among Animals Stirs Debate"
Poof was found when some dogs and cats were found decorating Bowser's doghouse with taffeta curtains and matching coasters for the coffee table.
This c*** sounds like the stuff Hitler use to spout.
That's right.
They also defecate/urinate/mate publicly and settle their differences by attacking and biting.
There is still very broad agreement that such behavior is not allowable for people.
I noticed that they were never once specific about the alleged behavior, choosing instead to say things like "formed sexual bonds," "would be x-rated," "even had sex," and so on. I think most of this animal "gayness" is in the minds of the beholders, but that won't stop them from bombarding culture with fraudulent factoids and contextually distorted anecdotes ad infinitum, just because.
This argues for NOT allowing homosexuals into the elementary and middle schools. These kids have enough confusion about sex, they don't need homosexual advocates making them think that if they don't really like the opposite sex yet, that they must be homosexual. Could be they are just late bloomers and will find they like the opposite sex later on in high school or college. We shouldn't be pushing little kids into sexual activity by sexualizing EVERYTHING with which they come in contact like clothing, TV shows, etc.
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