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OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTS
7/22/04
Posted on 07/22/2004 8:27:21 AM PDT by Liz
War on Terror Over
The war on terror came to an unexpectedly abrupt end today as the al-Qaeda network kingpin Osama bin Laden was found hiding in the pants of former national security adviser Sandy Berger.
While lawmakers on both sides of the aisle celebrated the discovery of Mr. bin Laden in the former White House aide's trousers, this latest episode left Mr. Berger, once again, with much explaining to do.
The former adviser to President Clinton said that his lawyers would not permit him to divulge how, when, or why the world's most wanted man had found safe haven in his pants, but he did tell reporters, "It was an honest mistake."
At the White House, President George W. Bush ordered an immediate and thorough search of Mr. Berger's pants "to see what else might be in there," hinting that the discovery of Saddam Hussein's long-sought weapons of mass destruction might be at hand.
With the war on terror suddenly over, the White House was said to be casting about for another human emotion to declare war upon, with many speculating that the U.S. would soon announce a war on irritability or shyness.
Meanwhile, the embattled Mr. Berger received support last night from an unexpected quarter as actress Winona Ryder vigorously defended him on CNN's "Larry King Live."
Speaking of Mr. Berger's recent woes, Ms. Ryder said, "I don't know Sandy Berger, but if he was stuffing things into his pants, my guess is he was just doing research for a movie role."
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To: Liz
LOLOL! Thanks for the essay!
To: King Prout; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...
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posted on
07/22/2004 8:54:00 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: pookie18
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posted on
07/22/2004 8:54:06 AM PDT
by
RushCrush
(GW in 04!)
To: pookie18; RushCrush
The Clitnon Legacy lives on in Pantload Berger's pants.
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posted on
07/22/2004 8:56:49 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: RushCrush
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posted on
07/22/2004 8:58:22 AM PDT
by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 7 month old son with Down Syndrome)
To: Liz
Thongs.
And he's gonna be wearon' makeup and washing someone's socks inprison..
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posted on
07/22/2004 9:00:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Show compassion, club a baby troll today!)
To: Registered; Mia T; IPWGOP
We need some great artwork to accompany this 'article'! ;-)
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posted on
07/22/2004 9:00:21 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Comrade Hillary - 6/28/04)
To: Liz
To: bioprof
This sounds like a legal matter for Billy Clinton to dive into. What is the definition of underwear. Where is the underwear. Were the underwear really underwear or was he even wearing underwear. Maybe he needed underwear and the documents were just temporay until he got back to the oval office to show Bill he needed underwear. The could be a number reasons why he did not do what he did.
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posted on
07/22/2004 9:04:55 AM PDT
by
jetson
(throne)
To: RushCrush
We must all be mindful of how close this incident came to become a national, red-alert, biological emergency.
Bill could have sent Hillary into the archive.
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posted on
07/22/2004 9:17:42 AM PDT
by
dinasour
To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Humor break ping!
Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.
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posted on
07/22/2004 9:25:00 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Comrade Hillary - 6/28/04)
To: jetson
And all of them honest mistakes.
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posted on
07/22/2004 9:43:35 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Liz
This gives an all new meaning to "spider-hole."
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posted on
07/22/2004 9:47:42 AM PDT
by
Toespi
(,)
To: Conspiracy Guy; Liz; Happy2BMe; yall
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posted on
07/22/2004 9:49:35 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: MeekOneGOP; Liz
I don't use the RKBA ping list for just anything.
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posted on
07/22/2004 10:07:13 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
a break from our own brand of humor? ok... this is pretty funny!
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posted on
07/22/2004 10:08:11 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: MeekOneGOP
This BERGLER won't go away quietly - BUMP
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posted on
07/22/2004 10:15:52 AM PDT
by
Happy2BMe
(Ronald Reagan to Islamic Terrorism: YOU CAN RUN - BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!)
To: Conspiracy Guy; Happy2BMe
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posted on
07/22/2004 10:20:53 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: King Prout
We must rest from time to time.
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posted on
07/22/2004 10:22:19 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: MeekOneGOP
The File Bergler strikes again.
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posted on
07/22/2004 10:31:51 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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