[7thson]

Came across this at Drudge. Just looking at it makes me laugh. Have at it.

[TexasCajun]

Thought it was Jane Goodall at first.

[End_Clintonism_Now]

Every time John tells me those Viet Nam massacre stories I get goosebumps!!!

[Mr Ramsbotham]

So the big bad wolf jumps out and cries, "Ha ha! I'm going to EAT you!" And Little Red Riding Hood says, "Jeez, doesn't anyone hump anymore?"

[BSunday]

"Eef do right, no can defense !!"

[AmericanChef]

Heinz-Married: AWK! AWK! AWK!

Boy next to her: Mrs. Ketchup, I have to pee.

[ShandaLear]

"I hate you children this muhc."

[Sloth]

"...and then Morpheus told me the Agents cut the hardline, so I had to kick a bunch of cops' butts to get out of that place."

[ItsOurTimeNow]

"KKRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!"

[Lead]

. . .if my husband, the Vietnam veteren, wins the election; then by the time you children are old enough to vote we will have you all hanging from socialist nanny state puppet strings, just like this. . .

[Pyro7480]

"I am the Lizard Queen."

[Pagey]

"...and when he actually signed my Pre-Nuptial agreement, I started jumping around like this..."

[mindspy]

"See kids, to give yourself a wedgy you wear pants like these and squat down like this."

Man, that looks uncomfortable.

[HighWheeler]

Proof that even a $BILLION dollar$ in not enough to keep you from being a foolish idiot, having a frumpy and dumpy figure, wearing hand-me-down wrinkled pantsuits, having a K-mart lady hairstyle, spewing a constant stream of expletives, and yet, still believing you are sexy and desirable.

Are all Democrats stupid, or are all stupid people Democrats?

[Porterville]

Where's my carrion?

[Porterville]

Look I'm a Heinz!!!

[Ichneumon]

"And after my gigolo is elected President, we'll hang all the conservatives in chains in our dungeon and they'll look just like this."

[Palladin]

And then the Ugly Old Vulture Queen swooped down on the little children and ate them all with Heinz barbecue sauce!

The End.

[Redcloak]

[LisaMalia]

Yes, children, I actually washed my own hair today! I took my hands like this, washed, rinsed, then repeated! See, I am one of you, just like John said I should be!

But I still am not quite sure why I am in America, I'm confused. Why am I not on holiday, all my mega-rich friends are....oh, nevermind...just be gone, you little peons!