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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Clinton lies in the very first sentence of his stinking self-indulgent book
6-25-04 | dfu

Posted on 06/25/2004 8:00:46 AM PDT by doug from upland

As a sociopath, he just can't help it. Of course, having his brain screwed up from cocaine doesn't help either.

SOURCE CITATION FROM FAREWELL SPEECH THAT WAS NEVER A FAREWELL SPEECH BECAUSE THE LYING SCUMBAG WON'T LEAVE

"Fifty-four years ago this week, I was born in a summer storm to a young widow in a small Southern town," he said. "America gave me the chance to live my dreams. I have tried to give you a better chance to live yours. Now, with hair grayer and wrinkles deeper, but with the same optimism and hope I brought to the work I love eight years ago, my heart is filled with gratitude."

And now from his MY BOOK OF LIES:

"Early on the morning of August 19, 1946, I was born under a clear sky after a violent summer storm to a widowed mother in the Julia Chester Hospital in Hope, a town of about six thousand in southwest Arkansas, thirty-three miles east of the Texas border at Texarkana."

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Some will say it is not a big deal. Perhaps it is not.

But can't the reader reasonably expect that even a self-aggrandizing, sociopathic author would at least wait a few pages for the first lie? Not the impeached and disgraced rapist William Jefferson Blythe Clinton --- HE DOES IT IN THE FIRST SENTENCE!


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To: doug from upland
"I have tried to give you a better chance to live yours."

The scariest line is from that speech he gave.

41 posted on 06/25/2004 9:12:09 AM PDT by eleni121 (Mt. Rushmore welcomes the Gipper!)
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To: doug from upland

"I was born a poor black child."


42 posted on 06/25/2004 9:12:39 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (John Kerry - Not the Swiftest Boat in the Delta.)
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To: Revolting cat!

that would be funny if the almanac read "unusually mild summer day"


43 posted on 06/25/2004 9:24:15 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: ladtx

or "It was a light and mild morning"


44 posted on 06/25/2004 9:26:10 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: COUNTrecount

So it's actually TWO lies in the very first sentence...hmmm, could have something here, I wonder if the Guiness records people have a catagory for "most disregarded words"


45 posted on 06/25/2004 9:31:21 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: COUNTrecount

Actually, I have a friend from Arkansas who swears that Clinton could be her half brother. She has a brother (currently in prison) who is the spitting image, in looks, speech, vocal quality, and mannerisms, of BJ. Her dad was traveling a lot and cheated a lot, all during this time period.

Since this was a truly abusive family, every time she sees BJ she flinches.


46 posted on 06/25/2004 9:32:07 AM PDT by Grammy
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To: COUNTrecount
"... and suddenly, in Fort Marcy Park, a shot rang out." "...then a thong snapped"

"... causing an airplane crash in the vicinity of the Dubrovnik airport."

"...and the reverberations were felt in the dining room of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where a young fat girl confided to an older woman"

"Outside, a ferocious, feared judge passed by on his evening jog while singing religious hymns to himself."

"Meanwhile, a power mad woman gasps for breath when being told for the millionth time about her spouse's infidelity, and screams "That's IT" but is calmed down by the party leaders who offer her a Senatorial seat if she stays calm.

"Suddenly, his concentration was snapped by two cats ferociously copulating in a nearby bush.."
47 posted on 06/25/2004 9:36:50 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
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To: LADY J

that leads me to think ---has there ever been a woman in high federal elected office that had a big wide ass? I'm sure there have been many locally (Jack Goldberg from W. Hollywood comes to mind) but I can't think of any women on a fed level that weren't at least of moderate build. Hillary's got those "jiggly" thighs and since 9/11 the American people have simply suffered enough already.


48 posted on 06/25/2004 9:38:49 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: Tijeras_Slim
The first black president yarn always brings to mind the best Steve Martin in the Jerk

and his special purpose
49 posted on 06/25/2004 9:45:34 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: Republicus2001
"that leads me to think ---has there ever been a woman in high federal elected office that had a big wide ass?"

None comes to mind - but Slick's cabinet had a weird bunch that was supposed to 'look like America'.

Reno and not so bright are a couple. When they all were onstage together - it reminded me of an alien landing.

If the wide-load gets her wish - we know what kind of cabinet to expect.

50 posted on 06/25/2004 9:48:59 AM PDT by LADY J
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To: doug from upland
Geeze at the age of six he watched his favorite movie High Noonat least a half a dozen times.
51 posted on 06/25/2004 9:51:33 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine's brother (My other brother's BufordP)
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To: Republicus2001
what the liberals call "deconstruction", scholarly examination of his published text

Actually, an academic dissertation utilizing deconstuction as a primary method would not focus on actual events. Rather, the emphasis would be on the underlying social/cultural foundation and cause/effect relationship. In addition, a good analysis would view the foundation not only as specific period of time, say 1992-2000, but as part of continum to provide a basis for exploring ongoing casual factors.

In other words, the real point would be to address how/why the US was so f**ked up as to elect such a sociopath.

52 posted on 06/25/2004 10:01:48 AM PDT by Snerfling
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To: ladtx

Actually...

"It was a dark and stormy night when Satan and his minions unleashed their dark force upon the world in a small Arkansas town."


53 posted on 06/25/2004 10:09:15 AM PDT by montomike (Gay means happy and carefree not an abomination)
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To: Jimmy Valentine's brother

Bill Clinton claim causes stir in New Zealand (Hillary was named after who?)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1159062/posts




More Clinton lies revealed - Roger Porter denies book story
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1158610/posts


54 posted on 06/25/2004 10:11:24 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: Howlin

Bill Clinton claim causes stir in New Zealand (Hillary was named after who?)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1159062/posts




More Clinton lies revealed - Roger Porter denies book story
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1158610/posts


55 posted on 06/25/2004 10:11:59 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: doug from upland

By FAR the best start for a review:

So Bill Clinton has written a 957-page book about his life. It appears to be the literary equivalent of the movie "Airplane!" in which the main character, Ted Striker, kept trying to bore captive passengers with his life story, as they all killed themselves rather than listen to him drone on and on and on.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1158393/posts


56 posted on 06/25/2004 10:12:52 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: doug from upland
An interesting comment / insight from a gal last night:

The "sleeping on the couch" story has gained widespread disdain as obviously fabricated to some degree or another. Apparently this same page contains some of Clinton's other elaborations on how he was then focused on nailing AlQaeda.

The insight was that Clinton makes up these things as something he believes the media will grab onto, yet aren't too embarassing for him or Hillary, and allows him to then embed his "defenses" or rewriting of history (ie lax on terrorism) in a place where people - who are not likely to read all if much or any of the entire book - will go to read and then inadvertently find or come across the defenses & history rewrite that the Clintons wished to assure would be "found" by the readers.

57 posted on 06/25/2004 10:14:47 AM PDT by Steven W.
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To: doug from upland
I expected nothing less.

I'm sure as time marches on and people get the opportunity to pick this "marvelous work" apart, the lies he has been spinning all of his life will be exposed on nearly every page.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, eh Bill?

58 posted on 06/25/2004 10:15:22 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit
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To: doug from upland

Maybe someone needs to check the meteorology records for that date in that area and find out if there even was a storm that day.


59 posted on 06/25/2004 10:16:32 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: HungarianGypsy

I suspect this work is underway as we type ..


60 posted on 06/25/2004 10:20:52 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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