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Liberal Hunting License - not funny (YES IT IS!)
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Posted on 06/23/2004 11:00:37 AM PDT by Legion04

Cape Cod is that part of Massachusetts that sticks out into the Atlantic ocean like an upraised, bent arm. (Map here.) It is separated from the mainland by the Cape Cod Canal. Transit choices include boat, airplane and the (most popular) car. If taking the car, you'll have to cross the canal on either the Bourne Bridge or the Sagamore Bridge. Both are four-lane (two each direction) bridges with narrow lanes. Consequently, they are the choke points for traffic traveling on and off Cape, as we say.

This causes traffic back-ups that often extend 5-10 miles from the bridges as tourists and vacationers try to reach the beaches. It's a real pain in the ass. As a joke, someone printed up bogus Cape Cod Canal Tunnel permits that look like official access passes to a mythical tunnel under the canal. Those were funny, before the joke wore off (they're ubiquitous now; unfunny). The joke played on the tension and the angst from traffic delays and skewered tourists who might actually look for the tunnel that doesn't exist.

After 9/11 and the start of the Afghan War, someone printed up bogus Terrorist Hunting permits. Those were funny, too, before they were everywhere. The joke played on the tension and the angst in America and on our need and right to attack those who would attack us.

Now someone has printed up these Liberal Hunting licenses. These are not funny.

Yes, politics can be funny. Yes, politics can be stressful. But nothing is funny about shooting your political opponent. That's what they do in the Stone Age mud states our enemies come from. It is not what we do here. We vote.

If you're the one who came up with the Liberal Hunting License, you should be ashamed.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bang; hunting; liberals; license; permit
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To: BykrBayb

True, he IS good for scaring the cats though.


21 posted on 06/23/2004 11:19:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (Never play croquet with a coquette.)
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To: Legion04
It is not what we do here. We vote.

Yeah, over and over, dead or alive.....
22 posted on 06/23/2004 11:19:47 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Safetgiver
Terrorists think their bogus religion is politics. Liberals think they are a religion.
23 posted on 06/23/2004 11:19:54 AM PDT by datura (Battlefield justice is what our enemies deserve. If you win, you live. If you lose, you die.)
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To: Kozak

Don't forget the match-stick pitchfork.


24 posted on 06/23/2004 11:19:57 AM PDT by BykrBayb (5 minutes of prayer for Terri, every day at 11 am EDT, until she's safe. http://www.terrisfight.org)
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To: Legion04

At rightwingstuff.com, you can get a t-shirt imprinted with it.


25 posted on 06/23/2004 11:20:46 AM PDT by Right Cal Gal (Armed, Female and Southern!)
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To: Legion04
".......If you're the one who came up with the Liberal Hunting License, you should be ashamed........."

Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

26 posted on 06/23/2004 11:20:52 AM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Always Right
What's the difference between liberals and terrorists? Really, I want to know.

Terrorists actually have the guts to use guns, weapons, bombs. Liberals are afraid to use them, or give them to anyone to defend themselves against terrorists.
27 posted on 06/23/2004 11:27:33 AM PDT by Rick.Donaldson (There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Legion04
If you're the one who came up with the Liberal Hunting License, you should be ashamed.

He's just mad because nobody came up with a Conservative Hunting License first.

28 posted on 06/23/2004 11:29:05 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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To: Legion04
"Stone Age mud states"

That's awfully judgemental.

29 posted on 06/23/2004 11:29:14 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Islam: Nothing BEER couldn't cure.)
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To: Legion04

What's the bag limit is and when does bow season start?


30 posted on 06/23/2004 11:31:37 AM PDT by katana
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To: Legion04
Liberal newspaper scribblers should be required to learn a little American history before they start spouting off with all kinds of ridiculous nonsense just to fill their allotted space.

True, nowadays it is considered bad form -- and even illegal -- to be caught "shooting your political opponent."

That was not always the case, though.

Consider, if you will, George Washington and the boys running off the Red Coats. If I remember my history correctly, and I do, our Founding Fathers formed this independent Union by shooting at their political opponents.

That we don't do that anymore is not to say that it ain't sometimes tempting. Instead, today we just joke about it.

Nothing wrong with that.

Yet.

31 posted on 06/23/2004 11:33:35 AM PDT by Doug Fiedor
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To: Legion04
Well, if the libs are going to be such spoilsports we could always 'em a gun and make it a fair fight...



32 posted on 06/23/2004 11:36:32 AM PDT by itsamelman (40: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." 42: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman")
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To: Always Right
What's the difference between liberals and terrorists? Really, I want to know.

The terrorists are obligated to wash five times a day.

33 posted on 06/23/2004 11:40:39 AM PDT by ijcr (Age and treachery will always overcome youth and ability.)
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To: visagoth

Is there one with 'Permit No. OU-R12'? :-)


34 posted on 06/23/2004 11:43:40 AM PDT by Mike Fieschko
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To: Legion04

Yes, politics can be funny. Yes, politics can be stressful. But nothing is funny about shooting your political opponent. That's what they do in the Stone Age mud states our enemies come from. It is not what we do here. We vote.

Oh YEAH? How about the Senior Gas_Bag, Jabba,the Hut-Kennedy, from Massachussetts sitting there on his throne in the Senate, pontificating that the Islamo-Fascists are justified in killing our soldiers and cutting heads off civilians because PRISONERS WERE MISTREATED AT ABU-GHARIB!
What goes round, comes round.


35 posted on 06/23/2004 11:44:26 AM PDT by Ramonan (You never get something for nothing)
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To: Legion04
nothing is funny about shooting your political opponent. That's what they do in the Stone Age mud states our enemies come from. It is not what we do here. We vote.

I assume that this ..... uh .... person has forgotten what the far left did to the moderate liberal leaders during the 60s and 70s. Leaders like the Kennedy brothers, M.L. King, George Rockwell etc. etc..

36 posted on 06/23/2004 11:48:09 AM PDT by fella
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To: datura

"Liberals think they are a religion."

Well, they're right. Most of their politics are to be believed on blind faith alone, and any challenge to them is blasphemy. Liberalism is a religion, plain and simple.


37 posted on 06/23/2004 11:49:49 AM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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To: Sofa King

Anybody know what a MUD STATE is? Or is that just some new liberal tripe?


38 posted on 06/23/2004 12:27:04 PM PDT by 50 Cal
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To: visagoth
LOL. I saw one of these on a pickup at an Operation Support Our Troops rally!
39 posted on 06/23/2004 12:46:52 PM PDT by sionnsar (Resource for Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
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To: BykrBayb

I didn't know that Jackasses had horns!


40 posted on 06/23/2004 12:58:52 PM PDT by TheBattman (http://www.miniclip.com/bushshootout.htm)
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