'Blow-up' sheep forces insurance brokers to move office

Webindia123.com ^ | June 14, 2004 | Unknown

[the_devils_advocate_666]

A business couple is moving their office from its current location because a neighbour embarrasses their staff by pretending to have sex with a blow-up sheep and pig.

Insurance brokers, Patricia and Graham Wadsworth decided to move their office after a judge ruled that the law could not stop the eccentric neighbour Stefan Halan's daily performances at a bedroom window.

According to The Sun, Judge Stephen Gullick said at Bradford Crown Court that Halan's behaviour was wholly unacceptable but it did not breach any court order.

Graham was upset with the ruling of the court and has described it as strange. (ANI)

[the_devils_advocate_666]

So there is no way they can't look?

[Nov3]

That is hilarious. Classic!

[RichInOC]

Are they sure he's pretending?

[gathersnomoss]

Sis, boom, bah.

[ICX]

They make these wonderful devices called 'curtains,' nowadays. Marvel of modern engineering. The gist of it is that a piece of cloth can be drawn - either horizontally OR vertically - across any transparent surface, thus blocking out any external light source. Like something out of Ray Bradbury, I know, but I think this couple should give it a shot.

[Vigilantcitizen]

A business couple is moving their office from its current location because a neighbour embarrasses their staff by pretending to have sex with a blow-up sheep and pig.

I'll let the pro's handle this one.

[Militiaman7]

BS, Maybe the pervert who is doing the sheep should cover his window.

[wingnutx]

Ping! I thought I was the only one who did that sort of thing.

[End Times Sentinel]

by pretending to have sex with a blow-up sheep and pig.

 

A sheep?!?!?!  That's just disgusting!  Pig sex, however, is some of the best love out there.  And how do the Wadsworths know he's just pretending?

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Consort]

Animal husbandry is not dead.

[NCjim]

When I first saw the headline, I thought the couple must have the office next to Slick's in Harlem...

[Ignatz]

No doubt a love ewe

[ICX]

He's not doing sheep, sillynuts - he's doing INFLATABLE sheep. There's a difference - the former is a felony, the latter is high comedy!

Yes, the guy screwing inflatable animals could get a curtain too...but if it was a choice between moving my company and getting a curtain, guess which one I'm taking?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Or they could wall up the windows. Make all their workers wear little mini cubicles to prevent them from seeing.

[martin_fierro]

He loves ewe.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

No doubt a love ewe

I love ewe, too.

[Constitution Day]

Ewe shore got a purty mouth on ya.

[txguy426]

WooHoOOo Getter Done..! :p Nuffin like a lil sheep luvin!

[ZULU]

Maybe he just doesn't like Insurance brokers.

I hope the next office tenant is a divorce attorney.

[reagan_fanatic]

Is the neighbor Arabic?